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Real Life Superheroes.

RAZORHAWK!

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They totally blew Razor Hawks cover by calling him his real name. And also, they forced him to wear his mask, he was going to be professional about it and they made him look foolish of course.

poor Razorhawk.

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS! Don't these people have jobs?!?!

The reporters are totally making fun of him the entire time. HAHAHAHAHAA

Hey, why don't you just shoot him in the the head? Yeah! I'm gonna shoot you in the head!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

well he used to work at a gas station and now he makes costumes for other morons. i have a feeling someone is going to get hurt very soon and this will stop pretty quick.

It's just like the comic book (soon to be a movie with King Cage) called Kick-Ass that is out.

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I love how they are showing other heroes and Christian Bale's Batman pops up. HAHAHA This guy reminds me of the fat guy in Batman who asks what the difference between him and Batman are. I love super heroes but never would I dress up as one for real!

There is nothing "SUPER" about these heroes. All I'm picturing is the scene from Dark Knight where the Batfrauds were running around with hockey equipment and shotguns. These people are going to hurt themselves. However, it is totally hilarious watching this guy take himself so seriously with that luchadore mask on.

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Where do I sign up LOL!!!!!!! Wow but seriously there just gonna get themselves hurt or killed and get in the way of the real authorities. Seriosly if Razorhawk tried to stop a real crime hes either gonna get shot or stabbed and same with thes other people. Maybe i'll reavaluate there credibility when they go to china to train with tibetan monks, master five styles of martial arts, and become billionares with countless gadgts. Until then there just gonna get themselves hurt. AND why the heck did that guy reveal razorhawks secret identity thats rule 1. in the super heroe handbook look whats happened to spider-man in the recent comics.

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

Because the guy thinks he's a total joke and is being a douche by calling him by his real name.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I like how the super hero dude tried to pass it off as not a big deal and he's just trying to bring attention to doing decent things for people. But the asshole reporter is making him wear a mask, exagerating his stories, and making fun of the poor guy the whole time. The guy said he's not really involved in stopping crime and thats not what he's about.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Seems kinda like this guy does it to try to make his charity work more memorable/inspiring, especially since its children's charities. Reporter is a douche.

Yeah razorhawk didn't even want to wear his mucking costume, but the producers made him. When people in the media see stuff like this thats a bit out of the norm they like to use it for there own gain. I think its cool that theyr'e trying to wear the costumes for kids charities when I was a kid I would have found that pretty mucking awesome. I just don't agree with the branch of them that are going on "patrols" which very well might get themselves or others hurt.

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

the link goes to some couch potato contest now?

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Swear to me.

It took me a minute to figure out what was going on here.

The original video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_7B8mdsb0

I looked on the registry (http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com) and our local superhero is Tothian. He has a sidekick named Galvis.

Here is his myspace. I can't help but laugh when I say that.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8483040

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I have Polar Man...

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hahaha, he sounds like a mega man boss .

If our name is defined by our surroundings, I'm not sure what a hero from NJ should be called....

I would be Triangle man, beating up hobos and incredibly small people... FOR JUSTICE!!

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Super Barrio!!!!

- Thark

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The one in my state is named StephhenWolfe he's currently in training. For some reason I feel alot safer.

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

It's all Stan Lee's fault with that ridiculous Who Wants to be a Superhero show. Worst show ever.. Yet I watched a lot of it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I watched the whole first season as well worst show ever is right. I was thinking about this registry thing today and it made me get to thinking thats there no world super villan registry. Someone should round up some hardened criminals dress em up evil villan costumes and see how our local heroes fair. I think mine (stephenwolfe) would be ok even though I havn't seen a single picture of him he sounds hardcore (see thats how a super heroe should operate. I don't know his real name I don't have a picture of him all I know is he's fighting villans)

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

Dude, we totally need to find this guy in NJ and become his nemesi(s?). I need to figure out what my super villan get up would be.

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I really don't know what to say....

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living ... rhero.wlwt