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God damn, hurts like a motherfucker. I cut myself almost on my upper lip, it wouldn't hurt so much except for the shaving cream remains in the cut I think. This may very well be a whore daddy already, if so, I'll let The General use his famous "merge" technique and make everyone happy.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

Just be more careful and you won't cut yourself. I only cut myself while shaving once because I had a pimple.

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or grow a beard and start bangin a bear

or use an electric razor

HA

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that kind of reminds of a certain picture about a bear having surprise buttsecks with a hunter.

Man I love SuperTroopers.

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I definately want to grow a beard, sadly I am only 15.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

haha...i knew you would pull through

kinda NSFW though

come on... anyone who visits the shamoozal on a regular basis knows they're bound to see a weenis or 2

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

i suppose that is true.

yeah i tried to find it in the post one thread and gave up after a few pages..i knew shibby would come through. thats a lot of bear spooge.

No one can ever get mad at me for fucking up a thread again.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

that hole is like some sort of vortex.

That image will haunt me for years to come...o_o

I knew there was a thead on this. I meant to find it earlier this week.
I was doing my weekly shave on Sunday before going to the Phillies game and I was running a little late so I was kinda doing it fast. Well I couldnt get a few hairs below my nose so I was making weird faces and trying to get them, I didnt want to have the remnants of a Hitler mustache. I definitely needed to switch to a new blade but it was too late at this point. Somehow I went off the side when going down and gashed myself. Shaving cuts bleed so goddamn much. I had to drive all the way to the Phillies game with tissuse stuck to my face. It wouldnt stop bleeding so I just left it on there for the whole ride. By the time I got there, it was pretty much dried up. So all week I've had this scab gash right below my nose and people have been asking what happened. Good thing now its Thursday and my stubble has grown over it.

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I honestly don't remember the last time I shaved above my lip with a razor, I know theres a picture of me from Chicago and I have no facial hair, I bet thats the last time, '04.

Didn't want to make a new thread since I knew we had an established shaving thread.

Anyway, I hate shaving. I do it once a week, and even that is such a pain in the ass. Over the last month I have mastered the art of shaving while in the shower and I love it. I just take some guesses, shave my face, and then when I get out I may have to clean up like a slight patch I missed or adjust my side burns, but thats about it. Today I didn't even have any patches and my side burns were close to perfect. It's awesome.

You can get a small mirror and hang in in the showers. Then you won't have to guess anymore.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I shave once a week too (every Sunday) and I dont find it to be a hassle at all.
It doesnt really take that long and I'm usually just hanging out and being lazy on Sunday anyway so I just shave after my shower which ends up being sometime in the afternoon.

the only part I really have to watch and be careful is around my goatee and since Phil shaves his whole face I would assume its even easier.

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Yeah I thought about that. Oh well, like I just said to John, my thought is that a blind man can probably shave well so I can figure out how to do it as well.

I shave every day. But lately, I've been getting kind of lazy on the weekends. If I'm not going anywhere. I'll just skip it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I shave every morning. If I waited an entire week, I'd look like a homeless man.

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Last Wednesday, I shaved for the first time with a blade and I actually didn't cut myself. I haven't shaved my chin or upper lip in forever, I was afraid I'd forgotton how.

I don't plan on shaving again for a year.