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 Post subject: Maddox
PostPosted: October, 29, 2007 - 10:00pm 
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

AWESOME.


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PostPosted: October, 29, 2007 - 10:20pm 
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hahah i ment to post this earlier today when sith send it to me. maddox is hilarious and i agree 100% with the "crocs" thingies...i hate those things. however, i will say that i'm kind of a fan when chicks wear those "teets curtains". i think it makes them stick out more.

anywho, awesome article once again by maddox

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PostPosted: October, 29, 2007 - 10:27pm 
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OMG he is so right about the ugly ass crocs....wth are people thinking?


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I own a Castro hat but it isnt the kind at Hollister that is probably like 20 bucks, it was 5 bucks from some shitty store in Ocean City, Maryland.
but it was still a pretty damn funny quote.

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Fidel Castro hats were made to be worn by Fidel Castro. Not hipster losers trying to look ironic. Unless you have a beard and you led a coup in 1959 to establish a Marxist socialist state in Cuba, take it the fuck off. It wouldn't even be so bad if you were Cuban, but you're not. You live in a midwestern suburb and you shop at Hollister.

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PostPosted: October, 30, 2007 - 10:15am 
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This article made me guy buy 'The Alphabet of Manliness'......I'm officially outta money.


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that book is great.

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This article made me guy buy 'The Alphabet of Manliness'......I'm officially outta money.


I'm sure you'll stumble upon some more by tomorrow.

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Wow, I think I have a new bookmark. :D
It's so true about the crocs, I hate them...My english teacher wears them and I can't stand it, they look like some fricking thing a grandma would wear out in her garden.


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HAHAHAHA TRUCK BALLS!

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HAHAHAHA TRUCK BALLS!


i have seen those b4....driving down the highway


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It was good, not his best work, but it had some funny moments.


Yeah, agreed.

And I hate truck balls. I see them often and they always make me mad and angry.


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What truck balls? Where are you getting these truck balls from?

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What truck balls? Where are you getting these truck balls from?


I guess you didnt read the article or look at the pictures in it.

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I read parts of the article. I lost interest so I skipped around. I did a search for the words truck balls and didn't find anything.

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I've never seen those before. But they look pretty tacky.

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Who the fuck would want a ballsack hanging from their keys??



Ridiculous.

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Dante369 wrote:
This article made me guy buy 'The Alphabet of Manliness'......I'm officially outta money.


I'm sure you'll stumble upon some more by tomorrow.


That may, or may not, have just happened...


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I actually dont mind the ballsack.
My cousin Matt has one on his truck I think.

Its always funny to be driving down the road and seeing a flapping sack in the wind. And I bet older people get so mad at it. And thats pretty funny to me.

It may be tacky and I wouldnt put one on my car but the point is ballsacks are funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Maddox
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 Post subject: Re: Maddox
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hahaha i love how in the middle of them is a picture of bill o' reilly

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 Post subject: Re: Maddox
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new article outta nowhere.
i didnt even think he still did updates.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

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 Post subject: Re: Maddox
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oh man...that was really funny


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 Post subject: The Best Page in the Universe
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Maddox is made of win.


http://maddox.xmission.com/



sorry, i'm really bored with the warcraft realms being down and all heheheh

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 Post subject: Re: The Best Page in the Universe
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:( , I was hoping for a new update.


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