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phantomspiker · **Posted:** June, 1, 2012 - 1:40pm

IratePrimate wrote:

you are nowhere near as convincing as the voice in my head...and he didn't win either.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

the voice inside my head is not morgan freeman.

Nick · **Posted:** June, 2, 2012 - 8:08pm

Nick wrote:

So some crazy shit has been going on here recently. Yesterday morning they found a torso in a suitcase outside of an apartment complex in Montreal. Then later in the day a worker at the Conservative Party HQ (Conservatives are our current federal government) here in Ottawa opened a package that contained a human foot. Then after that someone at the Ottawa Canada Post noticed a suspicious package that wound up containing a human hand that was supposed to be sent to the Liberal Party HQ. They have linked all 3 of these body parts to a porn star from Montreal who was formerly involved with serial killer Karla Homolka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka). Apparently they have found a video of the murder/dismemberment yet they have not found all of the body parts.

This is the most recent article on it: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Suspect%20Luka%20Rocco%20Magnotta%20in%20Montreal%20torso%20case%20dated%20sex-killer%20Karla%20Homolka/6701005/story.html

The video for this is everywhere now. I watched a bit of it but I hate shit like that so I turned it off. My friend described some of it to me though I'll spoiler what she said cause it's pretty fucked up: It starts with the victim naked, tied to a bed with his face covered, this Luka guy looks like he's taunting him, he also sits on him and straddles him a bit, possibly talking to him. Then it cuts to him stabbing the shit out of the guy with an icepick over and over, then cuts his throat and shows a close up. After than he starts making a fucking ton of cuts on the guys arm and leg. After that I stopped. Apparently after that he cuts off the guys arms, legs and head, masturbates with the guys severed arm, goes down on the dead body, has sex with the torso, inserts a bottle into it (you know where), eats part of the guy, let's a small animal eat part of him, then shows close ups of everything.

Fucking horrible.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

here you go phil

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/dead-cat-helicopter

the pics are what make the story.

Nate · **Posted:** June, 4, 2012 - 4:58pm

ahahahahaha god why!!!???

Paulie Manf · **Posted:** June, 4, 2012 - 8:11pm

Nick wrote:

So some crazy shit has been going on here recently. Yesterday morning they found a torso in a suitcase outside of an apartment complex in Montreal. Then later in the day a worker at the Conservative Party HQ (Conservatives are our current federal government) here in Ottawa opened a package that contained a human foot. Then after that someone at the Ottawa Canada Post noticed a suspicious package that wound up containing a human hand that was supposed to be sent to the Liberal Party HQ. They have linked all 3 of these body parts to a porn star from Montreal who was formerly involved with serial killer Karla Homolka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka). Apparently they have found a video of the murder/dismemberment yet they have not found all of the body parts.

This is the most recent article on it: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Suspect%20Luka%20Rocco%20Magnotta%20in%20Montreal%20torso%20case%20dated%20sex-killer%20Karla%20Homolka/6701005/story.html

The video for this is everywhere now. I watched a bit of it but I hate shit like that so I turned it off. My friend described some of it to me though I'll spoiler what she said cause it's pretty fucked up: It starts with the victim naked, tied to a bed with his face covered, this Luka guy looks like he's taunting him, he also sits on him and straddles him a bit, possibly talking to him. Then it cuts to him stabbing the shit out of the guy with an icepick over and over, then cuts his throat and shows a close up. After than he starts making a fucking ton of cuts on the guys arm and leg. After that I stopped. Apparently after that he cuts off the guys arms, legs and head, masturbates with the guys severed arm, goes down on the dead body, has sex with the torso, inserts a bottle into it (you know where), eats part of the guy, let's a small animal eat part of him, then shows close ups of everything.

Fucking horrible.

They caught this sick bastard today in Berlin...this kind of stuff is interesting to me and I read up about it, but theres no way I'm watching that video. Years ago I watched that Nick Berg beheading and it disturbed me pretty bad.

Nick · **Posted:** June, 4, 2012 - 9:42pm

Yeah it's pretty crazy when you think about it. This guy fled the country May 26th. They found the torso, hand and foot the 28th/29th and now June 4th the guy is caught in Berlin. That whole process was 9 days and less than a week between IDing the guy and catching him almost half way across the world. This was some pretty impressive police work/collaboration.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** June, 6, 2012 - 1:56pm

Demolition Man becoming reality!!!!! Bring on the 3 sea shells!

http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post.aspx?post=373e6adb-c63a-4afa-b1fb-6270908d873d

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

I am tired of buying so much TP

Nate · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 11:48am

So weird

http://gawker.com/5916549/dead-toddler-reanimates-at-own-wake-to-ask-for-some-water-then-re+dies

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

I need to know if they embalmed this kid or not..cause if they did. We are all so fucked.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 12:20pm

Zombies man. 2012 is the year of the zombies.

Phil · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 12:20pm

IratePrimate wrote:

I need to know if they embalmed this kid or not..cause if they did. We are all so fucked.

Yeah man... I mean even if he wasn't dead when pronounced dead, the embalming act would have done him in regardless. I seriously felt sick when I read this story.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

i mean if they embalmed..they have removed the organs, blood, fluids and anything that would allow someone to be alive. so if they did embalm, then thats really fucked up.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 1:05pm

Well it is Brazil. They might have just threw him in there.

Phil · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 2:05pm

Russell Casse wrote:

Well it is Brazil. They might have just threw him in there.

That was kind of my thinking too actually.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

even a 1 day old body smells. i just dont know man...but i guess if they are poor, it is probably true.

Hack · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 2:21pm

the article says he died earlier that day. Wild stuff

Phil · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 2:26pm

Hack wrote:

the article says he died earlier that day. Wild stuff

Yeah wait a minute i missed that. I just reread it now. So he dies, they have a wake, and then they bury him all within ONE day? Kid was alive then. WTF. What in the world are they doing over there?

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9536

idk. but i wont be visiting any hospitals in brazil.

Frank · **Posted:** June, 7, 2012 - 3:20pm

yeah this story is called "horseshit".

Nick · **Posted:** June, 10, 2012 - 2:29am

People are fucking ridiculous. It sounds like a ton of people camped out since Wednesday at this store downtown called NRML to spend fucking $500 on this Nike Air Yeezy 2 shoes. You camp out 3 night for the slight chance to pay $500 (+ about $60 in taxes) for a ugly as fuck shoe? Insane. Also it sounds like the store maybe had 40 pairs or some shit so a ton of people missed out. Camp out 3 days for nothing. It sounds like some people down in the states have been camping out for weeks.

Phil · **Posted:** June, 10, 2012 - 8:44am

Nick wrote:

People are fucking ridiculous. It sounds like a ton of people camped out since Wednesday at this store downtown called NRML to spend fucking $500 on this Nike Air Yeezy 2 shoes. You camp out 3 night for the slight chance to pay $500 (+ about $60 in taxes) for a ugly as fuck shoe? Insane. Also it sounds like the store maybe had 40 pairs or some shit so a ton of people missed out. Camp out 3 days for nothing. It sounds like some people down in the states have been camping out for weeks.

When people want something they will do whatever it takes to obtain it.

Stillies · **Joined:** April, 7, 2007 - 12:11pm **Posts:** 8785

#PrayforGaga is the Number 1 trend on twitter right now so I googled what happened...

Apparently we are supposed to pray for her because she got hit in the head with one of her stupid props and had a concussion...fuck that.

Bowie · **Posted:** June, 10, 2012 - 12:18pm

Haha, people put too much stock into whats trending, who gives a rats behind. #ratsbehind.

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