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Fuck that youtube tag, and Gaben keep up the good work.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

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He doesn't deserve that mustache.

Did he record that in Phil's basement?

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Holy shit, that is the worst facial hair. It looks like a face toupee.

Hey now!

This popped up in my FB feed:

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Maybe it's for change......

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

im goin to assume thats a puppet.

No, someone probably made it to fuck. People fuck stuffed animals. Remember the Build A Bear story I told where my sister had a woman return a fucked monkey with cum stains on it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! no i havent heard that one. but that looks like a factory installed port, not a self made one.

HAHAHHAHA I forgot about that story. That's fucking gross. What did she do again? At least I don't feel so bad for taking in my mom's destroyed bear in to be repaired now.

And yeah, that's probably just a puppet.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

True story man. The Mom said her son "ruined" the bear somehow and wanted a new one. There was a hole cut into the back of it with cum stains and crust all over the bear. Actually it was a monkey. This Mom was in complete denial.

Oh yeah, now I remember this story! HAHAHHAHAHHA

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I don't think that hole is hand sized.

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it would be for a childs hand...jesus.

Yeah that's what parents want, a toy where you stick you hand up a hole on a doll where there is a real life hole on the animal.

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have you never seen how a puppet works? people buy puppets for their kids all the time. that being said, i cannot find a my little pony puppet online..so you guys are probably right.

Where did that picture come from? We need to get to the bottom of this puppet business.

edit: Okay, nick was right, it's not a hand puppet. It's actually quite large.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sexually-functional-lyra-plushie

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah man I get puppets but most of them don't look like assholes. It's like a torso and your hand is under the shirt.





Or there is a hole in the back of the head to make the mouth move.

Like look at that hole, why would it be there? There is no way for it to maneuver anything on the puppet, the mouth, the legs, etc.

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i have seen horse, cow etc puppets with similar hand entry ways. but again, like i said, i couldn't find anything like it online and russell found the smoking gun. So I concede that this stuffed animal was indeed made to be fucked. this is more disturbing than that dude eating that other dudes face.

If only those monkey fuckers knew of this, then maybe that poor orangutan wouldn't have to had to suffer. They can just fuck this stuffed horse.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

that poor monkey...