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He's getting ready to go bowling!

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I love how they're just sitting there long enough for a picture to be taken. I feel like most women would jump up really quickly.

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awful but I got a laugh out of it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

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asdf.

I don't even know what was going on there, but i still read it.

2/10

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Some dude named Miguel said he was trying out for tennis. A black girl named Chemille then says tennis is for "fags or whites". A white guy named Alex calls out her racism (but not her homophobia). Chemille then trips her shit on Alex, basically calling him a racist for calling her a racist.

Basically she is an idiot. My favourite part is the "your statement was racist because you called me a racist for being racist" and "you called me a racist because I was black". No he called you a racist because you are not Caucasian and you made a racist comment towards Caucasians. Also she clearly does not know anything about tennis. Especially since the Williams sisters are two of the GOAT female tennis players.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Amazing!

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AHAHAAHA!!! Man nothing like a good face swap.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

Well put, lady. Well put.

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Bam, put in his place.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Damn! She fucking obliterated that guy. She makes a very good point though, a lot of people who are anti-gay or anti-gay marriage claim that all of that old testament stuff about cutting off your hand and shit is outdated and should not apply today yet they still believe homosexuality is wrong.

I get it though. What people don't get is that many people who have no issue with gay marriage and such are still somewhat homophobic. For example if I have no desire to see gay porn and if I were to see it I would almost certainly find it gross (there's been some meatspin pranking going on on my floor recently). So to a certain extend homosexuality grosses me out, therefore I must be somewhat homophobic, even though I have no problem with people being gay, having gay sex and such, I have no desire to see it.

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That's fine, I'm the same way. Two dudes getting down to any sort of sexy time grosses me out, but I don't actually care. Not hurtin' nobody.

there are tons of things that i have no desire to watch. doesnt mean i have any desire to stop people from doing it, or should have any say in whether they do it or not.

also thats not what being homophobic is. homophobes are people who can't tolerate it at all, or think that they will somehow turn gay or think that every gay person is going to hit on them.

yeah its a tough one. i don't have a problem at all with gay dudes/women as gay marriage. those people go through hell because they are hiding this huge thing about themselves, and then they get the shit kicked out of them for being that way. it really is a huge poke in the eye of civil rights here in America that there are a group of people who are not seen as equals.

that said, gay porn grosses me out, and so does watching two dudes smootch. I mean the same can be said when i see a hetero- couple getting a bit frisky in public. im not interested in seeing them slobber all over each other while im standing in line to get a coffee or something.

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Swear to me.

I don't think I've ever seen 2 dudes having sex. You guys all talk as if you've seen it already. I guess the thought never crossed my mind to go and seek out gay porn.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Lemon Party........enjoy

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AHAHAHA! yeah i was just about to say, you don't really have to seek it out. The internet will throw it in your face like the spiteful bitch she is.

I feel bad for the dude I share a bathroom with, he tends to leave his door open when he goes a few doors down to talk with people or whatever and one of the dudes from across the hall will run into his room at put meatspin on his computer. This has apparently happened multiple times in the past week.

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hahaha

we used to do this trick at parties where would say holy shit did you see the highlight in the bball game last night. They would walk over to the computer and we would put on meat spin hahaha

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