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Congrats Manf! You too Thark! All these shamoozalers havin babies, babies everywhere.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

Seriously, how many of you have hopped on the baby train in the past 2-3 years.

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Old Jacks an odd duck. His feet bleed.

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this morning was enough to make me move this thread to the whore daddy section.

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i wish it was that funny.

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hahahah, man, now you have to tell the story.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

i mean, there's no story to tell in particular. he just turns into a raving lunatic at times because he wants attention. worse, he gets off on pissing people off and being annoying at times, and he pushed some serious buttons today. 20 mins prior we were hanging out watching stars wars all chummy on the floor. next thing you know im getting ready to throw him out a window. it's like living with a lunatic.

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How old is he? I should probably treasure the times when my child is an infant.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

he's four. and yes you should.

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File this under a whore daddy moment for being a Dad.

Last night was easily the worst Dad night I ever had.

So my daughter had surgery last weekend. I'll be home for for two weeks with her while she recovers. My wife is still working and for the time being Im still sending Celeste to the babysitters because Helena is so clinging and needy. Anyway Dem comes home around 3:30 yesterday because she was throwing up. Said it was awful. Threw up at work, threw up on the side of the highway, threw up in front of our house. She laid down and I went and got Celeste early from the sitters. I stayed away from her because I didn't want to get sick.

We laid the girls down at around 8. Helena woke up at 10 freaking out. I was starting to not feel well. She had two hours before she needed her medicine. I laid down with her in the spare bed and she just wasn't having it. This went on until around 12, where she needed her pain med. I had to piss this entire time, but everytime she would be put down she'd freak. I decided to just hold her while I took a piss.

Well as I'm peeing it feels like I'm about to pass out. I turn around with her so I can sit down and I know I'm going down. Next thing you know I realize she is crying in my ear and Dem is trying to wake me up. I passed out and fell on top of Helena while holding her. It was one of the scariest moments of my life. Dem heard me fall and came down to see what happened.

So I realize Im just done. Dem was feeling a bit better from sleeping all evening and she took Helena and thats when I got super sick and was also throwing up. Celeste woke up from Helena refusing to go to sleep at around 3. Poor Dem had to deal with most of it, but the girls were up the entire night. I worthless and couldn't help her. I got up at 6 and the girls were down here being miserable. I told Dem she was calling out of work, and I got my Dad to stop by for a bit to help us get control of the situation. I got Celeste to finally go to sleep. My Dad took Helena and rocked her to sleep and then Dem and I passed out for a few hours.

I still feel awful. When I stand up I got shaky so I can't really do much today. All I know is that when three out of four family members is sick/not feeling well, it is virtually impossible to have things work properly. What a horrible night to have a curse.

edit: Also when I was throwing up there was a lot of blood. I thought maybe I was bleeding internally or something but I realized my tongue hurt. I must have bit it on the way down and I have a decent hole in my tongue. Its still throbbing. I also have a bump on my head and a big scrape on my elbow.

jesus fukin christ. im glad on one got hurt. might need to have a separate whore daddy thread like we do with the me thread. god damn man that was just awful to even read.

man you passed out while pissing. that's insane.

i remember one time amanda and i caught this bug where we were both chuking nonstop for like 12 hours. thankfully max was with his dad that weekend, because we were fucking done. i mean, totally useless to the whirl (read: world).

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Holy shit. You passed out while holding her? That is insane and scary.
Whatever this sickness is, its been going around for a like a week now and everyone has been saying its terrible.

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Yeah man, its just impossible to take care of a kid when you're both done.

The thing with my peeing is actually something that happens a lot with me, but this is the first time I've ever passed out from it. When I dont feel well and take a leak sometimes I get very light headed. I usually just sit down on the toilet and take a few minutes to recover, or I wrap up and throw myself onto the floor. This has been happening my whole life. This is the first time I've ever passed out from it. Dem said maybe I should tell the doc about it. Anyone else experience this?

Oh really? We were trying to figure out what it was. I didn't know other people were getting the bug. We thought maybe it was food poisoning or something. All we're hoping for is that Helena or Celeste doesn't get it. If Helena gets it while being already weak, she's going to have to go to the hospital.

no one should be experiencing that. you may have some kind of imbalance or deficiency or something..or lupus. your wife is right, go to a doctor. tell them everything.

Yeah I guess if it's not normal sounding to anyone I should tell the doc. Thanks man.

Jeff Wehner had it for like 2 days. Puking all night long.
My Mom had it too, just 24 hours. I think my cousin Matt's baby just had it too.
I'm scared to hang out with people. hahaha

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Hahaha, we are the walking dead.

Man the baby had it? That must have been rough.

Oh and I was going to say maybe you lost too much weight.
But if its been happening your whole life then thats definitely something to look into.

I take a nice peaceful piss without any passing out feelings every time.

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yeah i would say that is not normal to feel light headed while pissing...go to a doc and tell them that.

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I think my Mom thought that was it too. She said something like I probably didn't eat enough yesterday, but I've actually been terrible since Helena has gone to the hospital. Have been eating up a storm and haven't hung out with Tony Hornton since last Tuesday.

Were you sitting down for awhile before taking a leak? Could've been an extreme head rush. I've nearly passed out from that before.