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Frank
 Post subject: JDuffer
PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 10:12am 
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so a few years ago i started getting emails from this guy, JDuffer, who mistakenly put my email address for someone in his family. he thinks i'm "frannie summers". i know that they are in a bowling league, the kids play soccer, and that they try to get together every third tuesday of the month. i think they live some where in the mid west. i've repeatedly emailed him saying you've got the wrong email, and so did someone else in that family. i know this because they occasionally send me emails as a part of the conversation, too. however, the problem hasnt been fixed. i still get emails from JDuffer telling me their plans to meet for literally years now.

so, tonight JDuffer and crew are meeting for dinner at 7:30. be there or be square.

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Phil
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 10:19am 
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HAHAHHHAHAAHA. You should take a trip out there.
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Johnny Manf
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 10:22am 
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hahahah some people are just idiots.
you should just type up a reply saying to remove you from the list and save it. Then reply to all every time you get one of these.
eventually you would assume they'd get sick of your replies and do something about it.

Or just play along and start responding like you're part of the crew.

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Phil
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 10:59am 
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Yeah this is the perfect time to become Frannie Summers.
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 11:00am 
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you should say you've joined a biker gang, gone lesbo, and are afraid to face the family

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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 11:07am 
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Just dress in drag and get some free food.
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 12:36pm 
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update: John and Judy Ross are very exited to see everyone: "YEA!! see you tonight at 7:30!" ahahahahaha its so weird.

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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 1:48pm 
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Reply with..."I'm so excited I might fuck Judy when I see her!"

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yeah! tell them you cant wait to fuck her face.
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PostPosted: February, 21, 2012 - 8:31pm 
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Hahaha this is gold.

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Frank
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PostPosted: February, 29, 2012 - 5:36pm 
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got another one from jduffer. sent out of a video against obama. ahhahhaha

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PostPosted: February, 29, 2012 - 5:42pm 
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Reply with a clip from The Room

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 Post subject: Re: JDuffer
PostPosted: May, 13, 2012 - 4:58pm 
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jduffer just sent me this one:

http://www.greatdanepro.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm

it the amierican flag, the white house, and jesus.

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PostPosted: May, 14, 2012 - 5:57pm 
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tomorrow night is their monthly dinner at the Dinner 518. anyone else want to go?

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john and judy ross mcnallie are going to be there. however, dixie and ken won't make it this time because they left for new zealand and australia! how fun!

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Frank
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larry stewart was just hanging out on his ipad, and he's going to try to make it.

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You should go to their dinners and sit just far enough away to listen, but not be seen. Learn their faces and hear about their relatives until, one day, you know just enough to join the group as a distant cousin. You will be Bill's step son from his second wife, and no one will ever know. Go to their family gatherings, hold their babies, eat their meals, then, in a few years, after Christmas dinner, you peel their peepers to the truth and walk out of the house before anyone responds.

A fun Christmas story for everyone.
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IratePrimate
 Post subject: Re: JDuffer
PostPosted: May, 14, 2012 - 9:25pm 
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i thought you were going to tell him to infiltrate and murder them.
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Frank
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ahah yeah i wasn't sure where that one was going to go either. murder was clearly the only option in such a scenario.

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Dante is too weak, he could never murder anyone.
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phantomspiker wrote:
Dante is too weak, he could never murder anyone.

MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHER FUCKER
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