The Great Tranny Debate

Nick · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 4:40pm

IratePrimate wrote:

I miss Chappelle. I wish he would stop being crazy and at least do more comedy specials. Even if he doesn't want a show.

I think the big issue is that people heckle him more than any other comic. Every time he did a gig people just yelled "I'M RICK JAMES BIIIAAAAAATTTTCH" at him the whole time.

Charlie Murphy kind of touched on it a bit on Joe Rogan's podcast once. When Charlie is out (even with his kids) people recognize him and yell "CHAAHHLIE MURPHAAAYY" at him and scare his kids. Now imagine Chappelle, not only is that Rick James line yelled in a manner that would startle your kids, but it also has "Bitch" in it.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9534

Nick wrote:

IratePrimate wrote:

I miss Chappelle. I wish he would stop being crazy and at least do more comedy specials. Even if he doesn't want a show.

I think the big issue is that people heckle him more than any other comic. Every time he did a gig people just yelled "I'M RICK JAMES BIIIAAAAAATTTTCH" at him the whole time.

yeah he actually said all that too in some interview i saw of him. people were yelling it at him when he was with his family and pretty much any time he was on stage. as usual, the masses ruin it for the rest of us.

Nick · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 4:57pm

Man could you imagine going out to a restaurant, maybe eating on the patio, with your wife and younger kids, and some moron walks up and just yells, "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" out of nowhere. Fuck that. And you know that one dude yelling would attract more and more people.

Bowie · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 5:05pm

The lil jon shit was probably worse, EVERYONE used to do the YEAAAAAHS and okays. So annoying.

Frank · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 5:11pm

can we get back on topic here? we're talking about gay butt sex.

Frank · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 5:12pm

if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?

Nick · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 5:23pm

Frank wrote:

if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?

Why does it have to be the butt if it is fucking a chick?

Phil · **Posted:** December, 23, 2011 - 5:34pm

Frank wrote:

if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9534

Finally a thread that will bring in the ladies.

Sean · **Posted:** December, 24, 2011 - 1:05am

The real (unasked) question here is: If YOU'RE banging a tranny in the ass, how do we qualify that?

Nick · **Posted:** December, 24, 2011 - 1:46am

If it is a post-op and you honestly thought it was a woman I would consider the act gay, but the person would still be straight because they fully believed that they were having sex with a man. If there is a dick then I'm going to say gay, or at the absolute least a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey Scale.

Sean · **Posted:** December, 24, 2011 - 11:09am

Nick wrote:

If it is a post-op and you honestly thought it was a woman I would consider the act gay, but the person would still be straight because they fully believed that they were having sex with a man. If there is a dick then I'm going to say gay, or at the absolute least a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey Scale.

I mean, let's be real. It was late, you were wasted, he/she just wanted it in the butt. Besides, it was dark. How were you to know until that big thing swung back and hit you in the nuts? amirite?

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.

Bowie · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 9:04am

HAHAHA The rules have been written. Merry Christmas to the greatest thread ever... Next to Ryan's debate on America that is.

Nate · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 11:33am

Gaius Baltar, the tranny expert. He's a man of experience.

Phil · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 12:50pm

Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:

How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.

You know... I just got nothing. Hahahahha.

Stillies · **Joined:** April, 7, 2007 - 12:11pm **Posts:** 8783

Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:

How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.

Phil · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 1:31pm

Here are some things I took away from this thread

-JW is completely intolerant of trannies
-Dante doesn't stand for intolerance of any kind
-Baltar most likely got sucked off by a tranny
-Stillies loves trannies

A thread of all tastes and flavors.

edit: Oh and the most important one - you guys don't even know the difference between a flamboyantly gay man and a trannie, as this whole thing was started over a video of a gay man talking about butter.

phantomspiker · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 1:51pm

Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:

How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.

This thread is now complete.

Steve · **Joined:** September, 9, 2005 - 12:08pm **Posts:** 10353

God bless us, every one.

Nate · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 3:08pm

Phil wrote:

-Stillies loves trannies

Should say this under his name on the boards. ahahahahaha

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 3:37pm

Phil wrote:

Here are some things I took away from this thread

-JW is completely intolerant of trannies
-Dante doesn't stand for intolerance of any kind
-Baltar most likely got sucked off by a tranny
-Stillies loves trannies

A thread of all tastes and flavors.

edit: Oh and the most important one - you guys don't even know the difference between a flamboyantly gay man and a trannie, as this whole thing was started over a video of a gay man talking about butter.

AHHAHAHA! Well I agree with all of the things you posted.

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

What I do in Canada on my own time is my own business! haha, merry christmas everyone!

(for the record I have not yet received a bj from a tranny... yet.)

Russell Casse · **Posted:** December, 25, 2011 - 7:31pm

New Years resolution? I think so.

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