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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 12:14pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 4:40pm 
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I miss Chappelle. I wish he would stop being crazy and at least do more comedy specials. Even if he doesn't want a show.


I think the big issue is that people heckle him more than any other comic. Every time he did a gig people just yelled "I'M RICK JAMES BIIIAAAAAATTTTCH" at him the whole time.

Charlie Murphy kind of touched on it a bit on Joe Rogan's podcast once. When Charlie is out (even with his kids) people recognize him and yell "CHAAHHLIE MURPHAAAYY" at him and scare his kids. Now imagine Chappelle, not only is that Rick James line yelled in a manner that would startle your kids, but it also has "Bitch" in it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 4:51pm 
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Nick wrote:
IratePrimate wrote:
I miss Chappelle. I wish he would stop being crazy and at least do more comedy specials. Even if he doesn't want a show.


I think the big issue is that people heckle him more than any other comic. Every time he did a gig people just yelled "I'M RICK JAMES BIIIAAAAAATTTTCH" at him the whole time.


yeah he actually said all that too in some interview i saw of him. people were yelling it at him when he was with his family and pretty much any time he was on stage. as usual, the masses ruin it for the rest of us.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 4:57pm 
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Man could you imagine going out to a restaurant, maybe eating on the patio, with your wife and younger kids, and some moron walks up and just yells, "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" out of nowhere. Fuck that. And you know that one dude yelling would attract more and more people.

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 5:05pm 
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The lil jon shit was probably worse, EVERYONE used to do the YEAAAAAHS and okays. So annoying.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 5:11pm 
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can we get back on topic here? we're talking about gay butt sex.

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 5:12pm 
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if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 5:23pm 
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Frank wrote:
if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?


Why does it have to be the butt if it is fucking a chick?

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if a tranny is banging a chick up the butt, does that make her a lesbian?


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 23, 2011 - 5:54pm 
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Finally a thread that will bring in the ladies.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 24, 2011 - 1:05am 
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The real (unasked) question here is: If YOU'RE banging a tranny in the ass, how do we qualify that?

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 24, 2011 - 1:46am 
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If it is a post-op and you honestly thought it was a woman I would consider the act gay, but the person would still be straight because they fully believed that they were having sex with a man. If there is a dick then I'm going to say gay, or at the absolute least a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey Scale.

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Nick wrote:
If it is a post-op and you honestly thought it was a woman I would consider the act gay, but the person would still be straight because they fully believed that they were having sex with a man. If there is a dick then I'm going to say gay, or at the absolute least a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey Scale.


I mean, let's be real. It was late, you were wasted, he/she just wanted it in the butt. Besides, it was dark. How were you to know until that big thing swung back and hit you in the nuts? amirite?

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
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How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 9:04am 
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HAHAHA The rules have been written. Merry Christmas to the greatest thread ever... Next to Ryan's debate on America that is.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 11:33am 
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Gaius Baltar, the tranny expert. He's a man of experience.

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
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Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.



You know... I just got nothing. Hahahahha.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 12:55pm 
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Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.



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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 1:31pm 
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Here are some things I took away from this thread

-JW is completely intolerant of trannies
-Dante doesn't stand for intolerance of any kind
-Baltar most likely got sucked off by a tranny
-Stillies loves trannies

A thread of all tastes and flavors.

edit: Oh and the most important one - you guys don't even know the difference between a flamboyantly gay man and a trannie, as this whole thing was started over a video of a gay man talking about butter.


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PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 1:51pm 
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Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
How did I miss all this?!?! This is exactly the kind of creepfest I love to see in this place!

Just for the record, post-op trannies can be banged and it's straight. No dick, no problem.

A hot tranny banging another hot broad is fine as well, if you see that shit and get aroused no problem hoss. (I mean straight porn is a regular dude banging a broad, so what's wrong with a lady-looking one banging a broad?)

Cases where you are sufficiently desperate, or drunk AND if the tranny is sufficiently hot is alright as well.

You can get a BJ from a hot tranny who's got her titties out, AS long as her donger is never seen.

You can not yourself take it in the ass, wank her penis off, or suck on that thing... that is too gay.

Basically, as soon as you acknowledge the penis, you are fucked.


This thread is now complete.


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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 2:17pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 3:08pm 
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Phil wrote:
-Stillies loves trannies


Should say this under his name on the boards. ahahahahaha

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Phil wrote:
Here are some things I took away from this thread

-JW is completely intolerant of trannies
-Dante doesn't stand for intolerance of any kind
-Baltar most likely got sucked off by a tranny
-Stillies loves trannies

A thread of all tastes and flavors.

edit: Oh and the most important one - you guys don't even know the difference between a flamboyantly gay man and a trannie, as this whole thing was started over a video of a gay man talking about butter.


AHHAHAHA! Well I agree with all of the things you posted.

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What I do in Canada on my own time is my own business! haha, merry christmas everyone!

(for the record I have not yet received a bj from a tranny... yet.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Great Tranny Debate
PostPosted: December, 25, 2011 - 7:31pm 
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