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HAHAH how do you figure this? I guess it could be true. I don't know man, if I were a tranny I think tricking a man into doing stuff with me would be a bad move. You're almost certainly going to be destroyed when he finds out. You're just asking for it. That said, to trick a man like that, you must be a hell of a tranny because a dudes body type is pretty easy to see. Broad shoulders, adam's apple, all that jazz. Hahaha.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Man trannies are men who want to be women. The hardest part of the process is getting rid of your dick (normally the last thing they do) so they have all the estrogen and all of the other procedures to make them look as feminine as possible (implants and such) and then they just tape their dick in between their legs.

Next thing you know they are making out with dudes in bar bathrooms. You should watch more TV lol.

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Because everything on TV is true right? Unless that was your joke. If so, then carry on.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

We had a tranny assembly my senior year of high school, that question was actually posed by one of the more ballsy (only good teacher at the school)teacher's, their response was that it shouldn't matter what they were in the past, the "fact" is that now they are --insert sex change here--. Not sure what reality they're living in but i'm pretty sure the vast majority of people would lose their shit if they go downstairs and find out it's a dick-vagina. There's been a few cases in which there's been murder due to such a mistake.

So we should judge people based on a hypothetical situation? I'm sure real life transexual people love tricking dudes into the bedroom so they can whip out their dong and have a laugh. This is some Rick Perry shit.

HAHAHA, I was trying to say the people at the assembly were awful, I'm sure most trannies just kind of keep to themselves about it.

Hahahah that's what I'm saying. Why would they put themselves into a potentially dangerous situation? Just because they want to be the opposite sex doesn't mean they're automatically brainless.

And Nick, I was going to say in my first response "You watch too much TV" and then you write to me "You should watch more TV." So yes, you watch too much TV.

Well put.

I mentioned Rick Perry to my sister the other day, she's about as right winged as you could get, and she also said the man was a slime ball. Guy is living in the stone ages with his views.

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Hahaha awesome

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Please note the "lol" after "You should watch more tv".

I don't know what they do but I would not be surprised if they did try to trick dudes. They are trying to become women (or men). They do it because they feel like they were born in the wrong body. So their whole goal is to be able to identify as female (or male). Hell Chaz Bono has a vagina but (s)he takes offense when you call "him" anything other than "him". But at least "he" already had a lesbian partner who supported the change.

Also you have to think of it this way, how many dudes do you know who willingly say that they are into trannies? If you even know any I bet they are probably at least a little bit creepy. These "women" trannies want a "normal" dude and I feel like the majority of normal dudes aren't cool with being with a tranny.

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Tannies, is that like super tan chicks? I'm into tan chicks I guess.

Hahahahaha

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I don't know man, see this is where things start to blur for me. I don't see how a straight guy could be into trannies. I feel like you'd have to be gay. I mean, right? There is a bird involved. Listen you could be the most beautiful trannie in the world, but the moment I find out there is a dong there I'm not interested. I don't want to deal with a dong. To me that is a dude and will always be a dude regardless of what they're doing to the outside of their body. I'm just not into that. So I feel like I'd have to be gay to be into it, but if I were gay, I feel like I would just want a dude. So I don't really know.

It's funny I sorta had this conversation with my sister in law, who is lesbian, a long time ago. I asked if a man had to be gay to be into a trannie and she said no, but then again, even she wasn't quite sure what to say about it. She stuck with no, but she was wishy washy about it.

I guess its more of a fetish? Like how some people just like to be literally shit on or like having whales sit on their face. I have no fucking clue man. We're getting into the underbelly of sexual preferences now. hahahaha.

TRUTH BOMB!

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I can see dudes being into trannies and being straight...I mean if he wanted a dude he would be with a dude but clearly he likes boobs and more of a feminine deal I guess.

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But what about the dong?

Maybe he just has surprise butt sex with her him whatever.

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So if he wants butt sex isn't that gay? A bird is going into a butt.

edit: All I'm saying is that there is a fine line here. Because if that is not gay, what is it to be gay?