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 Post subject: Expendables 2
PostPosted: July, 13, 2011 - 10:01pm 
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Lots more rumored people to be in the film, perhaps larger roles for Willis and Arnold (unless he can't get his big mess sorted out). but....JCVD has confirmed that he will be in it!

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
PostPosted: August, 1, 2011 - 3:59pm 
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Travolta, Norris and Van Damme?!?!?!

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It's going to be hard to try and top the cast of the first film, but Sly Stallone is doing his best to assemble the rest of earth's action stars for his next movie, to be helmed by CON AIR's Simon West.

According to a Bulgarian film CEO, David Varod, where the movie is shooting, he has seen who is a part of the cast, which has attracted some expected stars.

Chief among them would be JCVD, who turned down a spot in the first film, but supposedly had come around for the sequel. Chuck Norris is an interesting pick, because yeah, he used to be a supreme badass, but now he's gained fame more for being an internet meme and for his far right wing beliefs than anything else.

As for Travolta? I doubt we'll see him doing much fighting, and I would guess that he will play some sort of bad guy businessman role who has henchman kick ass for him.

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH jesus christ what a bad movie.


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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Travolta, Norris and Van Damme?!?!?!

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It's going to be hard to try and top the cast of the first film, but Sly Stallone is doing his best to assemble the rest of earth's action stars for his next movie, to be helmed by CON AIR's Simon West.

According to a Bulgarian film CEO, David Varod, where the movie is shooting, he has seen who is a part of the cast, which has attracted some expected stars.

Chief among them would be JCVD, who turned down a spot in the first film, but supposedly had come around for the sequel. Chuck Norris is an interesting pick, because yeah, he used to be a supreme badass, but now he's gained fame more for being an internet meme and for his far right wing beliefs than anything else.

As for Travolta? I doubt we'll see him doing much fighting, and I would guess that he will play some sort of bad guy businessman role who has henchman kick ass for him.


haha man if this happens i will go see it. Chuck Norris man. Every day when i get home from work i watch 2 hours of walker texas ranger.

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis have just signed on to join Sylvester Stallone for THE EXPENDABLES 2.

This ain't no cameo either. According to Deadline, Willis and Arnie have signed on for "substantial" roles in the film. There were rumors running around pointing toward this possibility and now it's real! Don't act like you aren't impressed.

Earlier today, it was confirmed by Moviehole through an official cast list that Chuck Norris, Scott Adkins and Jean-Claude Van Damme would be joining the above said holy action trinity as well as Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews and Randy Couture.

Instead of Sly directing, this time Simon West (CON AIR) will be wrangling the action stars.

Can someone please call Tom Jane and Steven Seagal for this? Pretty please?

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Ask and you shall receive.

It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis have just signed on to join Sylvester Stallone for THE EXPENDABLES 2.

This ain't no cameo either. According to Deadline, Willis and Arnie have signed on for "substantial" roles in the film. There were rumors running around pointing toward this possibility and now it's real! Don't act like you aren't impressed.

Earlier today, it was confirmed by Moviehole through an official cast list that Chuck Norris, Scott Adkins and Jean-Claude Van Damme would be joining the above said holy action trinity as well as Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews and Randy Couture.

Instead of Sly directing, this time Simon West (CON AIR) will be wrangling the action stars.

Can someone please call Tom Jane and Steven Seagal for this? Pretty please?


ohhhhhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Johnny Manf wrote:
from joblo.com
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Ask and you shall receive.

It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis have just signed on to join Sylvester Stallone for THE EXPENDABLES 2.

This ain't no cameo either. According to Deadline, Willis and Arnie have signed on for "substantial" roles in the film. There were rumors running around pointing toward this possibility and now it's real! Don't act like you aren't impressed.

Earlier today, it was confirmed by Moviehole through an official cast list that Chuck Norris, Scott Adkins and Jean-Claude Van Damme would be joining the above said holy action trinity as well as Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews and Randy Couture.

Instead of Sly directing, this time Simon West (CON AIR) will be wrangling the action stars.

Can someone please call Tom Jane and Steven Seagal for this? Pretty please?


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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
PostPosted: September, 7, 2011 - 9:00pm 
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Has steven segal ever done anything good?


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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
PostPosted: September, 18, 2011 - 3:55am 
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He was in Machete....which was awesome.


Steve Austin might be in this movie again, just in a different role.

As far as Tom Jane goes, I liked him in the Punisher

this guy that did Con Air! We need some Malkovich and Cage!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
PostPosted: November, 18, 2011 - 4:10pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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haha man this is gonna be awesome.

fucking chuck norris man. You know he will roundhouse someone.

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Dude if Arnie, Bruce and Chuck all have big roles I'm hyped.

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Noticed that Jet Li wasn't in the picture, unless that was him with longer hair (same goes for Couture). And the name Hemsworth was at the top, is Thor in this bad boy of a movie now, or one of his brothers?


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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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Noticed that Jet Li wasn't in the picture, unless that was him with longer hair (same goes for Couture). And the name Hemsworth was at the top, is Thor in this bad boy of a movie now, or one of his brothers?


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Yeah its weird that Jet Li didn't make the poster. I think thats a chick with the long hair. Maybe Li just looks weird there. Who knows.
They definitely should have left her out and put Li on there.

And no, its not Thor. Its his brother Liam Hemsworth.

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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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I'm thinking the chick with the long hair is Jet Li. I was looking at it for a while when the poster first came out and thought the same thing.


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 Post subject: Re: Expendables 2
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hah i love that we dont know if jet li is the "chick wiht the long hair" in the poster.

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