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 Post subject: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:26am 
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You want real stories. I went to Champagne and got multiple lap dances from a girl who could't make me hard.... unless she was SPIKERS... MOM. I basically got robbed blind by a little midget pig whose entire goal was to make me explode my load on the ole back road. Rock and Role.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:34am 
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I have a buddy who passed out during a lapdance once and when he woke up the girl was like "you got (however many) dances, that's $100" the bitch charged him for dances while he was unconscious. He tried to argue and then a massive motherfucker made him pay.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:36am 
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I have a buddy who passed out during a lapdance once and when he woke up the girl was like "you got (however many) dances, that's $100" the bitch charged him for dances while he was unconscious. He tried to argue and then a massive motherfucker made him pay.



WElll here it is. BottmLOADS.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:46am 
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I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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I feel like i am in an episode of Always Sunny because I enjoy the fuckin hsit outta Stevie Winwood.... God bless this motherfucker.,

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:55am 
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.


Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:56am 
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Man did it rain. I was MENACED for my comments. I had some great ones tonight, but god bless whitby he gave me some great material. To this Paul putz he told me to call him Ru Paul. I said....

"PAUL SIMON!"
"PAUL MCCARTNEY!"
"PAUL REVERE!"
"A great LINEAGE in the name of PAUL!!"
"TOO BAD YOUR DADS LAST NAME IS PAUL. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PAUL!"

"LETS GO RU PAULL!" KLETS GO RU PAUL!!!!!!!!!

Here is the swordsman to chime in with his Pittsburgh nonsense. The maniac of Van Damme. The only Van Damme I wanna see is some manic beating the fuck out of some fucking penguin/

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
I feel like i am in an episode of Always Sunny because I enjoy the fuckin hsit outta Stevie Winwood.... God bless this motherfucker.,



I enjoy all the Windwood songs ive heard, does he have a greatest hits cd out there, I wouldnt mind giving that a go

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 2:58am 
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.


Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.


DUDE. it is true. I was spotted dropping three multi-glass slamaverseies that night. I saw him but wasnt sure what happened. I big leagued the BIG LEASGUIE!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 3:00am 
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Fuck man. The Big league heard round the world wasnt a big league I understooed. It was one of the most understood big Leagues in the history of the fucking league,.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
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I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.


Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.


DUDE. it is true. I was spotted dropping three multi-glass slamaverseies that night. I saw him but wasnt sure what happened. I big leagued the BIG LEASGUIE!!!!!


Yeah it was a real whodunnit

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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It wasnt the big league you deserved, but it was the big league you needed

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 3:07am 
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You playing wiffleball tomorrow or what

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 3:08am 
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HERE WE GO!!!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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Can't you....just post this on facebook, or something.


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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 3:09am 
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I dont have facebook friend

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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Dante369 wrote:
Can't you....just post this on facebook, or something.


I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK YOUCFLOWN!. FACEBOOK is for DOrkzilla....AKSA WILLIAM SMITH Aka SIR SLOTH AKA Agebnt Zero Aka.... the WORST! POSTER! IN THE HISTORY OF SWERT HONME CaliBANYA!!!!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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Dude Dante.... I'll tell you what. You're the son I never had.... and i guarantee that you never once offered a man with a dick some money to fuck your red white and blue asshole.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 3:29am 
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This one is for you humanity:


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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
PostPosted: July, 30, 2011 - 6:36am 
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HAHAHAHHA, I love all of this.

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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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 Post subject: Re: Here we GO.....
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We have a chat room on our blackberrys that most of the smorgers we know use, anyway JW was telling the Assassin to go on the smorg because "stuff stuff needs to be public"
HAHHAHA That line got a laugh when I was catching up on last nights shenanigans.


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