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JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:26am

You want real stories. I went to Champagne and got multiple lap dances from a girl who could't make me hard.... unless she was SPIKERS... MOM. I basically got robbed blind by a little midget pig whose entire goal was to make me explode my load on the ole back road. Rock and Role.

Nick · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:34am

I have a buddy who passed out during a lapdance once and when he woke up the girl was like "you got (however many) dances, that's $100" the bitch charged him for dances while he was unconscious. He tried to argue and then a massive motherfucker made him pay.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:36am

Nick wrote:

I have a buddy who passed out during a lapdance once and when he woke up the girl was like "you got (however many) dances, that's $100" the bitch charged him for dances while he was unconscious. He tried to argue and then a massive motherfucker made him pay.

WElll here it is. BottmLOADS.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:46am

I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:49am

I feel like i am in an episode of Always Sunny because I enjoy the fuckin hsit outta Stevie Winwood.... God bless this motherfucker.,

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:55am

JW_Number_ONE wrote:

I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.

Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:56am

Man did it rain. I was MENACED for my comments. I had some great ones tonight, but god bless whitby he gave me some great material. To this Paul putz he told me to call him Ru Paul. I said....

"PAUL SIMON!"
"PAUL MCCARTNEY!"
"PAUL REVERE!"
"A great LINEAGE in the name of PAUL!!"
"TOO BAD YOUR DADS LAST NAME IS PAUL. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PAUL!"

"LETS GO RU PAULL!" KLETS GO RU PAUL!!!!!!!!!

Here is the swordsman to chime in with his Pittsburgh nonsense. The maniac of Van Damme. The only Van Damme I wanna see is some manic beating the fuck out of some fucking penguin/

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:56am

JW_Number_ONE wrote:

I feel like i am in an episode of Always Sunny because I enjoy the fuckin hsit outta Stevie Winwood.... God bless this motherfucker.,

I enjoy all the Windwood songs ive heard, does he have a greatest hits cd out there, I wouldnt mind giving that a go

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 2:58am

The Assassin wrote:

JW_Number_ONE wrote:

I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.

Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.

DUDE. it is true. I was spotted dropping three multi-glass slamaverseies that night. I saw him but wasnt sure what happened. I big leagued the BIG LEASGUIE!!!!!

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:00am

Fuck man. The Big league heard round the world wasnt a big league I understooed. It was one of the most understood big Leagues in the history of the fucking league,.

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:01am

JW_Number_ONE wrote:

The Assassin wrote:

JW_Number_ONE wrote:

I wanna hear the evaluation of the BIG LEAGUE... you're hear lemme hear it.

Haha Nick said he enjoyed your antics and in no way took part of any big leagueing. He said at some point he turned around and you had moved on to wreak havoc in a different area.

DUDE. it is true. I was spotted dropping three multi-glass slamaverseies that night. I saw him but wasnt sure what happened. I big leagued the BIG LEASGUIE!!!!!

Yeah it was a real whodunnit

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:03am

It wasnt the big league you deserved, but it was the big league you needed

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:04am

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:06am

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:07am

You playing wiffleball tomorrow or what

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:08am

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12326

Can't you....just post this on facebook, or something.

The Assassin · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:09am

I dont have facebook friend

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:12am

Dante369 wrote:

Can't you....just post this on facebook, or something.

I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK YOUCFLOWN!. FACEBOOK is for DOrkzilla....AKSA WILLIAM SMITH Aka SIR SLOTH AKA Agebnt Zero Aka.... the WORST! POSTER! IN THE HISTORY OF SWERT HONME CaliBANYA!!!!!!!!!!

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:17am

Dude Dante.... I'll tell you what. You're the son I never had.... and i guarantee that you never once offered a man with a dick some money to fuck your red white and blue asshole.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 3:29am

This one is for you humanity:

Russell Casse · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 6:36am

HAHAHAHHA, I love all of this.

Phil · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 8:07am

phantomspiker · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 10:10am

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Bowie · **Posted:** July, 30, 2011 - 10:39am

We have a chat room on our blackberrys that most of the smorgers we know use, anyway JW was telling the Assassin to go on the smorg because "stuff stuff needs to be public"
HAHHAHA That line got a laugh when I was catching up on last nights shenanigans.

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