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I guess I left my car window down a bit last night, it was really windy, but my garage was full.
So I turn my car on and drive to school, when i park at campus I see a fucking spider on my books, so i tried to throw him outside instead of killing him. The little shit runs on the ground and hides.

So there's a spider in my car now, and some of these things don't need to eat for a year. I swear he better not lay eggs or some shit, I searched high and low for him but he's in here somewhere.

I tried turning the heat on for a while and leaving my sun roof open to burn him out but i dunno if it worked.

Dude, if you don't kill that shit right now, there's going to more spiders. You'll be in their dojo.

I dunno what to do, I'm thinking about going to arizona in april, I guess he would die of heat in there.

But bug spray would ruin the car.

It's too late. You're already dead.

I'm going to put it in your car.

You guys here about those Mazdas that had to be recalled cause something in their engine attracted a specific type of spider that spun webs in the engine block and clogged it up or some shit.

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Yeah that's scary shit, was it star wars where somebody put a bug in somebodies bed to kill them? Easiest way to pull a hit on somebody, just shake a vile of black widows and then dump them on somebody while they sleep.

-Will smith.

yes. i have a mazda and i dont like spiders.

attack of the clones. but i dont really consider that star wars.

haha I remember that scene being horrible.

So there are webs now, I left my car out in the sun all day though, I dunno if spiders can hang in 90 degrees with hardly any oxygen.

spiders are remarkably resilient. but by now it has probably crawled into one of your open orifices and laid eggs inside of you.

well If i remember correctly spiker's mom gave me aids, so have fun fuckers.

Get a damm bug bomb and set it off and be dammed with the interior... Kill that shizzzz.

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Or you could put more spiders in your car and become Lord of the Spider People!

I almost got into an accident a few minutes ago, he was on my dashboard, and when i tried to squish him he jumped, he's a fucking jumping spider.

Fuck this.

So, not in my car. but I found a black widow tonight, in an area where my cat likes to sleep no less, and his web was kind of elevated. So squishing this bastard was out of the question.

How to kill a black widow
-Boil water
-get acetone
-matches
-broom


Boil the water, go out with the other supplies
-throw boiling water on it to stun the FUCK out of it
-put a bit of acetone
-light it on fucking fire
-broom it out


The reasoning behind this is that pesticides don't to jack, since spiders don't need to breath for days at a time, stomping it in mid air is kind of hard, and if you miss a stomp, it's not gonna come back to the same web


Also the fire is because there where eggs, if you stomp the eggs a thousand just run out of that shit.

You've already lost. Burn your house down and start fresh in a place where it can never find you.

Never give up, never surrender.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

ahahahahahahahaha

we've been having black widow problems around my yard this past month, i've killed 4 of them this week in different spots... I left my window down a bit last night and i fucking saw some of the same type of crazy webs that the widows spin in my car :(

Previous advice stands.