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HAHAHAHA I have tears from this one

hahahahah

you gotta listen to some of the tradio calls. They are pretty awesome.

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howard put this up on his website and in minutes the site crashed

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Man she does have a hot body...That Stallone interview was so good yesterday and todays show with "Joe Pesci" was awesome.

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finalyl got cuaght up. "joe pesci" was awsome. hats off to bruer. he hit it out of the park.

that and the new phone call with richard and sal calling gary the retard with all the phones is amazing. those 2 are going to hell.

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hahahaha i loved that

a lot ppl said they hated Breuer but i thought it was awesome

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I loved it too...it was a great 2 weeks overall I even liked the new tradio call where they talked about shooting loads into the dudes mustache.

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i found the best of billy west on my zune and im giving it a listen. holy shit i miss that guy. here's billy acting like nelson mandella:

heres some of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_86Fh3qGXM

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Jackie Martling was on O&A today talking a lot about how much he loved Billy West. He had them play Billy West as Larry Fine at Woodstock. Its great. He does a PERFECT Larry Fine.

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Billy West is the man...This is hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GUuXOOHzI

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today Howard said BaBa Boey talked to Artie and he wants to come in and fill everyone in on what has been going on with him.

I hope this happens. I missed him since he left. When they were on vacation they had some shows replaying with Artie in them and i was pissing myself at them.

I'm a post Jackie listener so i know some dont care that Artie is gone.

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i just wanna hear bout what was goin through arties mind to make him try and stab himself

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back to back rumble pot champ!

i've been listening since '89 or so and i loved when jackie was there, but i also loved when artie first came on too. he just felt like a real natural fit for the show.

i dont think he'll ever come back as a regular, but it would be great to hear him come back for a day and give us the poop.

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I hope Artie comes back too, but I agree with Frank that he'll never be a regular again. I also would like for Howard to shut up about his god damn contract every single day. We all know he has used these tactics before and I have no doubt he will resign with Sirius. People do not want to hear about how much money he should get when half the country is out of work.

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For reals. Anytime I hear him start in on that shit I immediately change the station. I hope Artie comes back, the show needs a real man again. I don't want to hear about shitty reality tv or hear Howard whine about not getting a real movie prop.

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yeah the movie prop shit is getting old, and so is the contract bullshit. hes been talking about SIM cards, and im like no one is going to download a 4 hour show and put it on a SIM card.

however, the russain dating game is a total homerun. i've also gotta say its weird not hearing howard behind the mic with gary instead for the bit. it shows that howard really does have a certain command of how it all works. JD is friggn great.

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i love how everyone said he cheated and the second girl knew who he was haha and he only won b/c he was tall. I loved that Benjy won the first round.

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when fred and howard were doin scott salems voice for like an hour it was great

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It was a total home run...when howard gets involved in bits its radio gold. Jds speed date also killed me. I also loved that ronnie grabbed her hand right away. He should have just given her a definition...I like you im gonna give ya a definition I wanna fuck da shit outta you.

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holy shit some of these staff impressions are absolutely amazing.

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Craig Gass and Artie Lange after Arties return to the spotlight in NY the other night...









YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's the story about Artie coming back from Orbitcast
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/artie ... eback.html

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man artie. what a mess hah


and i love the YYYEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH clip. all the sound bytes from that clip are great. then theres' the little "yeah!" and the "WHHAAAAOOOOOOOHHHH" of ronnie getting the lap dance hah.

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haha man bed bugs in howards limo. i tell you what, it really is true when he says "this whole fucking city is infected". there are an insane amount of bed bugs here breaking out. sometimes NYC is just so fucking disgusting.

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Breuer is on tomorrow.......awesome

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