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 Post subject: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 8:42pm 
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I bring you comedy gold.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 9:31pm 
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Dante369 wrote:
I bring you comedy gold.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html


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knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.


AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 10:23pm 
HAHAHAHAHAH! Thanks Dante, that helped wake me up.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 11:07pm 
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 11:32pm 
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Whoever this David Thorne dude is, I love him! First the Spider payment, then the web design thing, now this, GOLD!

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 29, 2010 - 11:54pm 
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David Thorne, a smart version of Real Ultimate Power.

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 1:00am 
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hahahaha I loved it. I always forget to check this guy's website after I see something funny there. Seeing as this is like the 3rd time I've been led back there, something has to be done.

Bookmarked.

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 10:20am 
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if you havent read the party invite one, you need to. its awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: July, 6, 2010 - 8:39pm 
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http://www.27bslash6.com/grubby.html


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: July, 12, 2010 - 1:51am 
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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: July, 12, 2010 - 8:36am 
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Finally read that whole cat thing. Loved it.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 8, 2010 - 8:17pm 
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http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

Another one from the same dude. It's amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 8, 2010 - 8:34pm 
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http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

Another one from the same dude. It's amazing.


AHAHAHAH! The end was the best part. hahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 8, 2010 - 9:18pm 
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That was so goddamn awesome!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 8, 2010 - 9:21pm 
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hahahahahahahahaha!

Did she eat them?

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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 9, 2010 - 8:42am 
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This killed me

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I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed yesterday. I assumed the name would hold no relevance to you and, consistency being the last refuge of the unimaginative, I typed 'Redneck wearing baseball cap' into google images to locate a photo you would identify and feel comfortable with.


i LOVE that he made a fake FB page and friended him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 9, 2010 - 11:56am 
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AHAHAHAHA!! did she eat them. fukin killed me.


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 Post subject: Re: Missy the cat is lost!
PostPosted: September, 13, 2010 - 6:00am 
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no fag I live in Charleston west virginia the best country in the world


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I spent the following two weeks telling people that I could not leave the house due to agoraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

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