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I would kill someone just to see this video one more time...PLEASE! haha

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Phil is a little hesitant to post up the old stuff.
Even though its hilarious to us, its embarassing to him. hahahahaha

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Hahaha, dude I was ashamed of that "movie" even when I made it. I almost didn't let anyone see it because it was so awful. Darth Zane is still kind of funny though.

hah and the "wookie cave" was right on the money for revenge of the sith.

hah i agree its terrible.

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come on the best part was hogan going WHATCHA GONNA DO?! and slamming out his yellow lightsaber haha

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oh hogan yelling is pretty great, but the carrot top yoda is redonkulous. im not gonna say i didnt have a hand in it...i may or may not have did the x-wing flying from the star destroyer in it...

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Carrot Top was in the first video... which is even worse.

How old were you when you made it?

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

Probably a junior or senior in high school.

I hope you enjoy your time together!!!!

TO BE A WHORE TO A JEDI?!?!

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I don't know if I should be flattered or embarrassed that you guys still remember those lines.

Flattered...

Phil, we know you have harnessed your talents a lot better these days, as they have had years to develop. But back then man, this stuff was golden! We aren't laughint at it because it's stupid and we think you suck. We laughed at them because in some way, you are able to pull on our laughing strings with these pieces of artwork and get us to smile that much more everyday.

Now, that I've said my piece....I WANT SHIRT-HAT STORY NOW!

- Thark

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Pre-Shamoozal embarassment for Phil and JW.

Incredible Edible Plates!

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haha wow good one

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On that note all I have to say is Matt Dunn. I hope that video was destroyed.

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It was taped over...

What is this video? I don't think I've ever heard of it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

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OH NO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

That was the most non-sequitor thing I've ever seen! But it is still hilarious as all balls!

Hogan at the end is priceless!

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It's absolutely terrible.

So here is the story on this. I made this RIGHT after Episode 1 came out, so I believe that puts me in senior year. The idea is that I was going to have the exclusive first look trailer at Episode II and write this big thign about it and have that. So I started working on it and man... I knew I was making a pile of shit. I mean, I know I wanted to make a pile of shit, but this was just 10 million times worse than it was in my brain. At that point I decided it wasn't worth it and just stopped making it. Of course I showed it to a few friends and for some reason they loved it, so I ended up putting it on the old Shamoozal anyway. Man it is SO bad. Like, awful.

listen man, you can not go wrong with an entire cave filled with wookies.

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Oh man, that was pretty bad . Matt dunn?

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WHATCHA GONNA DO! WHATCHA GONNA DO!

I think this is still my favorite shamoozal animation ever...as soon as hogan appears i cry laughing.

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