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He just wanted to do hood rat stuff with his friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

I shouldn't be laughing at this, but stick a fork in me... I'm done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flu3MRl72yg

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ&eurl

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Slap chop infomercial autotune. hahaha, I love these things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKAlkO-EgWE&feature=player_embedded

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HAHAHAHAH

The first cutaway to the dancers had me dying.

hahaha, that got me too. That and the old lady at the end.

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Buffy vs. Edward Cullen


I still like Angel way better. It was way darker than buffy and much more believabe. IDK why as a 16 year old I know so much about 90's tv anyhow.

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

Hahah, that was pretty good.

LOL so true.

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons."-Viscious

Whoops, had this in the wrong thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQmM0G2R ... page#t=106

HAHAHAHAHA favorited.

ahahahahahha how the hell did you find this?

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hahaahahah The dancers killed me.

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That was fucking awesome. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

that slap chop one was great, got this one off the suggested ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Jd4uX3 ... re=channel

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY

The Sham WoW followup to Slap Chop

hahaha Carlton and House Party had me dying

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Lippy Bitch gets Tazered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dik-mgCDcg&feature=player_embedded

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I gotta say, in that case the cop looked like a complete douche bag. However I do know from experience that the moment you leave your car that cops fucking flip their lid and turn into insta-pricks because I guess they take it as threatening them. It's kind of like this unspoken rule until you learn about it yourself (at least, thats what I think). So that was the major thing she did wrong there. Still, he didn't have to pull her out of the car and treat her like an animal in front of her kids and then leave them in the car for 40 minutes on the side of the road until someone picked them up.

In case anyone is curious, the way I found out about the step out of the car rule was when I was in high school. A buddy of mine lived on a strange little street that was always packed. He had a bunch of people over one night and there was no where to park, but across the street was an old unused parking lot (which is now The Dump for anyone in the area). When I went to my car that night, a cop spotted me and pulled up behind me. I didn't even have the key in the engine, so I figured I'd save the cop time and get out and tell him why I was there. Well, the moment I stepped out of the car the dude turned into this enormous prick and starting shouting "GET BACK IN THE CAR NOW!" like three times. So once I get back into the car, he comes over and says "What are you doing out here?" like an asshole. I told him the deal and said "Listen, I didn't think I was doing harm getting out of the car. I figured since I Just got into it I'd tell you what was going on." and that's when he told me to never leave my car when a cop pulls you over because they automatically go on the defense, and then told me to never park there again. Asshole.

No cop has ever yelled at me to stay in the car, I just knew it was something you don't do. They never know when an asshole is gonna pull a gun out on them.

Yeah he didnt know plus she kept trying to get back in the car for all he knows she might have been trying to get a weapon or some shit.

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Yeah, you're right. If I were pulled over I wouldn't have gotten out... but I guess because I wasn't going anywhere I figured I could. I don't know, I guess I thought the circumstances were different.

I don't agree with the power trip most cops have, but people are seriously fucked in the head anymore. Remember the youtube video that guy made teaching people how to kill Philly Cops? Shit is wild out there.

They played this on Kidd Chris today and I cried laughing at work...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eef3dNugMs

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