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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 25, 2009 - 4:52am 
The other day my sister and her boyfriend were bowling, on Wii Sports, and I decided to help my sister out by playing fart sounds, from a laptop, to destract her boyfriend, each time he bowled. He actually had more fun laughing at the farts than he did playing Wii.

No matter how old I get, I will always think farts are funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 27, 2009 - 6:33am 
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No matter how old I get, I will always think farts are funny.


and this is why we love Kevin Smith.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 30, 2009 - 10:05am 
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Dude after having several Yuenglings and a big plate of Loaded Nachos last night, my farts are horrendous today. I was letting them fly all morning at home. In the shower I basically created a gas chamber to kill myself. I couldnt stop farting. Now in work I'm trying to hold them in because they are the worst smelling things ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 30, 2009 - 1:55pm 
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Johnny Manf wrote:
Dude after having several Yuenglings and a big plate of Loaded Nachos last night, my farts are horrendous today. I was letting them fly all morning at home. In the shower I basically created a gas chamber to kill myself. I couldnt stop farting. Now in work I'm trying to hold them in because they are the worst smelling things ever.


I get that shit whenever I eat at the Mongolian Grill.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 30, 2009 - 2:14pm 
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goddamn monogorians, you break down my shitty wall for last time.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 1, 2009 - 4:04pm 
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heri egg farts are the best

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
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Hack wrote:
heri egg farts are the best


i don't even like being around myself when i get the egg farts.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 1, 2009 - 6:06pm 
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Hack wrote:
heri egg farts are the best


chili farts are right up there though.... I made some chili this weekend. Some of my buddies stopped over last night and we ate chili and drank beer.... by the time they left my whole living room smelled like ass

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 1, 2009 - 6:25pm 
I used to get gas REALLY bad, a couple hours before football games, from being so nervous. I know its nasty, but I used to be able to tell how good I was going to play from how bad the farts smelled. If I had to leave the room, because it smelled just that bad, then it was going to be a great day.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 1, 2009 - 8:43pm 
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I farted real bad in Wal-mart today and these two mexican girls walked right into it after I left the scene of the crime and giggled from a far off aisle. Their faces looked like they just smelled a skunk.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 1, 2009 - 9:30pm 
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I was in Sams club yesterday and I was walking up to grab a sample of a piece of pizza, I walked behind some dude and he let this fart out right at me... I had to walk away and start cracking up.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 2, 2009 - 12:50am 
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I had another 5 bowls of chili of the course of today, plus some straubs with the super bowl.... I'll be lucky if I don't asphyxiate myself once I go to bed, this is some nasty stuff

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 2, 2009 - 9:52am 
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xxjimmypxx wrote:
I was in Sams club yesterday and I was walking up to grab a sample of a piece of pizza, I walked behind some dude and he let this fart out right at me... I had to walk away and start cracking up.


Hahahahahahhahaha. Awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 2, 2009 - 3:13pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 16, 2009 - 7:16pm 
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I took a crap today that would gag a fucking pig, It was AWESOME.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: February, 16, 2009 - 7:25pm 
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Dude, I've been farting nonstop since I woke up this morning. This room smells like one giant shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: May, 6, 2009 - 2:37pm 
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I just took a shit 10 minutes ago that would singe your nosehair.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: May, 15, 2009 - 2:31pm 
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Frank wrote:
when i was a kid, "sithlord" brought home what i think was a fancy plastic bedpan with a lid on it when he came back from the hospital. he never used it (i don't think), but i let out a really awesome fart into it, and closed the lid. days later, i opened it up and the fart was still in there. i kept it trapped in there for a week. true story hah.


I can attest to this, as I was a witness (a couple days later at least).

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: May, 27, 2009 - 3:22am 
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I just farted in the office. No one was around. It was wonderful.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: June, 2, 2009 - 8:47am 
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I forgot to tell this story, its amazing. Me and Colleen stopped at applebees the other day and we got sat down next to this older couple, the man was pretty large. He fucking farts and not just a little fart, but he lifted his ass cheek TOWARDS us, it was totally intentional and I LOVED It HAHAHAHA. Me and Colleen looked at each other and started cracking up. I don't know if the guy got embarrassed that it was longer and louder then he thought it would be or if he shit his pants but he got up right after and left his wife at the table by herself to deal with the stench. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Totally awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: June, 2, 2009 - 9:02am 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: June, 2, 2009 - 9:56am 
HAHAHAHAHA! I would have had to have left, not because of the stench or from being disgusted, but because I would not be able to stop laughing.

I went to buy shoes at Academy Sports Saturday, and while I was looking at shoes I had to shit so bad that I literally could not stop myself from farting, and had to walk awkwardly to the bathroom so that everyone else could not hear me farting.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
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HAHAHAHAH, this thread delivers


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: June, 2, 2009 - 1:19pm 
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HAHAHAHAHA!


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