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I drive home from school along the beach, and the road is about a block from the sand, and on the sand there's a very nice bike path that goes for about 20-30 miles. Yet, every day I have to dodge some asswipe riding his bike in the middle of a windy road, which the posted speed limit is 55mph. Who wants to die so badly that they ride in the middle of a 55mph zone?

People who bike in the street in general are whore daddies, I get that they're trying to be "green", and it's cool that they're exercising but they put themselves in a good deal of danger by doing so.

Definitely agree with this one. Wouldn't be a problem if they stayed in the god damn bike lane, but that rarely happens. It's the worst on narrow roads that have no bike lane, but they insist on riding there anyways. There's a cool road by my house that I like to drive through where a lot of movies/commercials are filmed. It's windy, steep at times, and narrow, and these fuckers love riding 2 abreast on it. Same goes for all canyon roads. Fuck em.

I'm cool with it if it's more than 1 lane and it's 15mph zone, but they basically ride on free speed zones

why dont you delete your duplicate thread? i know you see it there.

I figured I could agree with Will Smith because it was negated by the duplicate.

I don't mind cyclists if they are in the lane and the speed limit is reasonable. If there're not on the shoulder in a 55mph zone (or any speed limit where they're not able to keep up), it's silly and they're asking to be hit. What REALLY pisses me off though is in traffic when they think they can be cars AND pedestrians. IE they ride in the lane with the cars, and then at red lights, they wanna split lanes, go up to the light, and just fucking cross at a red light. either you're a car or you're a fucking pedestrian. NOT both.

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There's a law passed in Los angeles that you can't harass people on bikes, you can't honk at them or be mean to them.

That sounds like California. I always hate Tour De France time, all the idiots ride practically in the middle of the road with their golden biker shirts and bird helmets.

Yeah, california is filled with the typical liberaltard

So you're allowed to honk at a person jaywalking, but you are not allowed to honk at a cyclist, acting like a vehicle and doing something equally retarded,

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A couple weeks ago I had a girl on a bike slap my car because i scared her, I lost my shit on her. that's illegal i guess.

Also i've been in a car when we're driving past a cyclist, and they fell off the street onto a sidewalk. so we got out to help them and all they kept saying is that they'd sue us for hitting him... we didn't come even close, maybe 5 ft away? We ended up giving that fuck a ride home too.

What a fucking ass clown.

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I get the impression that you're unknowingly an asshole drive.

Maybe, but since getting a moving violation i'm just in a bitch zone, i'm more of the really careful asshole now as opposed to aggresive