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Man thats not right, all I did was make an evil overlord Jobs avatar.
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I'm gonna go on record saying that books were here first and cranking one leg to the side can really help when you want audible farts.

Noise is all about the force and/or tightness of the cheeks. Spread your cheeks to silence a fart, but be sure to maintain a low force during release or it could backfire. Trust me, I'm a doctor.


When your cheeks are closed you get a flappy sound but if you just spread em it can get mighty powerful. I guess I'm just good at not sharting. I enjoy the quick pull when you just grab one cheek and it slips right on by, very business like.

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AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Man, this thread blew up! HAHAHHA I LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT! THE AVATARS!!!! I'M DONE!! WOW! Officially the best thread ever.

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it also looks like he is trying to take a shit but is really constipated.
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it also looks like he is trying to take a shit but is really constipated.


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well to be fair, he looked like he needed to take a shit a lot.
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scott got a iphone today.......GET HIM!!!!!!!!

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This absolutely killed me earlier, I wasn't expecting to see that hahaha
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Russell Casse
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AAPL jumps 11% in after hour trading. $300 a share seems like a steal compared to their price today.

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i cant remember if this was the thread where i think tu brought up the mike daisey interview on this american life about his investigation into the foxconn factory in china. apparently he made a lot of that shit up. i mean, the foxconn shit is real. that stuff is all fact. however, mike daisey's adventure there is mostly fabricated. i KNEW that guy was an amazing douche. just listen to him talk. he's a douche. so this american life has put out a whole episode retracting it and raking him over the coals. what an asshat.

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man im listening to this interview with this fucker, and it hard to listen to. there are amazingly awkward silences. this guy is an scum bag.

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hahahahaha, that is kind of awesome. This American Life made to look like a fool. I've gotta listen to the retracted one now. Made up or not, I still thought it was an interesting listen. But this just made it better.

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Yeah I kind of can't wait to listen to this.
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Apple declared a quarterly dividend today of $2.65 per share. The rich keep getting richer....

http://www.cnbc.com/id/46781408

Wish I had a time machine right now....

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