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 Post subject: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 2, 2012 - 3:40pm 
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Who the hell goes around keying people's windows? I can see someone wanting to break into your car for something and smashes the window but just keying it? What the hell is the point of that? It's not like it's even a good car. They're just doing it to be dicks. Could I be arrested if I purposely put a bunch of twenties in my car and hide in a bush until someone comes and tries to break into my car and then I smash their skulls in with a baseball bat? Or at least break their knee caps? I would be dressed like Batman of course.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 2, 2012 - 5:42pm 
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AHAHAHAH I got a definite LOL out of that. Sucks about her car... buncha god damn hooligans I tell ya.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
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HAHAHAHA, that's exactly the word I used. hooligans.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 2, 2012 - 5:55pm 
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Keyed her windows? Weird. Normally people key your hood or the door or something.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 3, 2012 - 12:37pm 
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maybe it was the black people warning you to stop talking about all the crimes they commit


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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 3, 2012 - 1:14pm 
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hahaha but wouldn't that just support what I've been saying all along?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 3, 2012 - 1:19pm 
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Good God! I've been sayin' it. I've been sayin' it for ten damn years. Ain't I been sayin' it, Miguel? Yeah, I've been sayin' it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 3, 2012 - 1:21pm 
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Are you sure?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dip Shits that Keyed My Wife's Car Window
PostPosted: April, 4, 2012 - 11:52am 
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hahaha but wouldn't that just support what I've been saying all along?


Not unless I did it to prove that white guys commit tons of crime... haha.

But seriously that sucks man, I can sympathize, some asshole hit and ran my car while it was parked so now my awesome Mini has a giant dent with a fair bit of red paint on it. People in general are a bunch of mutants. As for the batman vigilantism... I wouldn't be able to convict you if I was in the jury.

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