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its not that i object to it, but i know you, and i think you would've left it there too if you had been the one who hit it. cuz like, wtf are you going to do with a deer carcass thats all over the place? how are you going to go about cleaning that up? i can also bet that the person who hit that deer their car is screwed up, because deer fuck shit up when they run in front of your car.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Maybe one day I'll stop caring, but things in my yard get buried for now.

HAHAHAHA, that deer post was amazing. You're definitely feeling the internet backlash. If you hit a deer, there's probably very little you can do. I guess if it's in pain, you can get out and kill it. Highway patrol will have someone come by and clean it up. They won't just let something that big linger for very long.

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I mean listen, I'm not saying this person hit the deer with a smile on their face and drove off laughing about it. I'm sure killing a baby deer a potentially fucking up their car was the last thing they wanted to have happen to them, but I dont know man, it was a disaster. It was this big glob of blood, guts and bones and it certainly got dragged for a while because the smear behind it was really long. I'm terrible at judging feet, but I'd say like 100ft hahaha I'm probably so wrong about that.

I don't know what I would have done. I guess I would have called whoever I needed to call to report it. Would I have moved it? Shit I don't know. No one wants to touch that and like someone said on the comments no one should probably touch it. But now I have to move it because I said I would. HAHAHAHAH.

That said, I can still call this person an asshole because why not? I find it funny how some of the people that commented on that update were defensive about the asshole remark and yet two of those people (that guy Tom and girl Tina) have bitched about countless things calling people idiots for trivial bullshit. So that is why they get the deal with it gifs.

You need to give it a proper burial Phil.

Yeah, Tom was up in arms. He's probably hit a few deers in his day.

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HAHAHA maybe I will if it's still there. I won't

He probably has and guess what, the guy is a TOTAL asshole. I almost didn't accept his friend request back when he requested it.

Deer are a fukin nuisance until they becomes roasts, burgers, or tacos.

So goooooooooooood.

slow cooking a deer roast, and then pulling the meat to make tacos was probably the best shit i have ever done. but deer burgers area also tasty as fuck.

I knew a kid that got fined because he moved a deer. I don't remember the exact story, but I just remember him telling me the game warden gave him a fine for moving roadkill.

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Take the deer and light it on fire like Darth Vader.

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Actually you might be right, it might be a crime to handle roadkill without the proper permits specifically because of disease.

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i got a guy i work with who said he has friends call him when they hit a deer. Hes a hunter and takes the deer like he just killed it in the woods haha

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Wow really? I'm going to look this up.

i just did the lawn, and for some reason i find it very satisfying when the weed wacker gets hold of a chunk of weeds and grass and chops them up. the end.

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I finally have my yard tamed to where it looks pretty good, I just need to keep on it once a week. Weedwacking is the worst, its always too hot to wear pants out there, but the weedwacker slings shit into your legs and it hurts like a bitch.

If it spins clockwise go from right to left. That will shoot it forward instead of backwards.

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How do your yards get so fucked up? Is it because the weather is ridiculous over there or something? Or does the east coast not have a lot of mexicans to garden for you

We get this crazy shit called rain out here, a week and your grass turns into a mess. And of course we have landscapers, i just refuse to pay someone to cut my lawn.

I'll have to pay attention next time when I use the weed wacker, im usually just rushing by that point to get done so I can be done.

The Mexicans aren't as cheap over there. There's a lot more over here. $10 an hour to help you move? You can't beat that. You just can't.

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It rained maybe 3 or 4 days the whole entire year over here.

Yeah up here we get months of snow and then April/May usually has a pretty decent amount of rain. Same with fall.

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yeah unless i need to have something insane done to my yard like level it out, i'm not paying someone to mow my lawn.

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