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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest

From the lovely state of NJ no less. ha

The last line of the article is the best.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

The fact that she gets PAID to do that is ridiculous.

I hate this woman. She should be raising her fucking kid instead of wanting to become a worthless bed ridden piece of shit. She should have her kid taken from her.

Only in America.

The most disgusting part of that story is that men PAY her to eat on camera. Ugh.

I think people just pay to see one day she just explodes. It's like that coin machine where you put in the coins and they get pushed to the edge and you want to be that last coin that tips it and BAM! Your prize!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

No, people probably get off on it. There are weird fucking people in this world with weird fucking fetishes.

It's just another episode for your Taboo show. hahaha

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

HAAHAHAHHA you gotta watch it man. Maybe I can find the fat no penis reveal I was telling you about on YouTube....

It doesn't have the reveal, but this is it

"Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories"

unreal.

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Swear to me.

She's using up resources man. That's the other part that kills me. She's just consuming all this shit. What a waste of everything. And now it's a waste of bandwidth with the story being reported and everyone typing about how terrible she is and all the blogs reposting it.

WASTE OF EVERYTHING.

Man, that guy is only 650. Imagine being 1000! I don't think she'll make it. She's just going to die trying. She is the definition of a waste of everything. Resources, people's attention, everything. But I knew you'd get a kick out of this story Phil. hahahaha. When I saw this, I knew it had Phil written all over it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

This is beyond disgusting.

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HAHAHAHAH you know me well. hahahahah.

And yeah, if the one guy was only 650 pounds and almost died and couldn't do anything, I can't possibly see how she could live to 1000 pounds. The human heart just isn't capable of pumping blood to a 1000 pound body.

You know what else will be a waste of resources? When this inevitably fails in some way and the medics have to respond. Because now they have to send over a crew to cut a hole in the side of her house so they can lift her out of it. Then it requires a million people just to do whatever they gotta do to get her into the hospital. Then she has to use up, what I imagine is a ridiculous amount of her insurance causing insurance rates to rise so she can lose like 100 pounds in the hospital just to be released. Or say she dies. You still need to hire all these hands to deal with that massive body. And then what do you do with? I would just cut her up into chunks and burn them piece by piece. Or try and bury her without a casket so at least the worms and insects would benefit from this.

If Obama's health plan goes through, I think I'll kill somebody knowing my money is going to this waste. On special cases, you should have to approve of if this person gets your benefits. Like they send out a servey and you can check "no" for this person.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

they could just burn the house down like in gilbert grape haha

ps i hate youtube b/c its such a pain in the ass to search for videos.

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Chances of that happening are about as good as the three shocks and your dead method happening.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, best method ever to prevent shop lifting HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

This thread just made my afternoon.

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Haha I was gonna use the Gilbert Grape line, damn! They definitely should have called child services right after her goal was made public.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

Ok, now I am mad. It was funny reading about this, but THIS IS THE FIRST THING FOX NEWS PHILLY IS TALKING ABOUT! THIS IS NOT NEWS! Why is this on TV!? I hate this PIG! This monster needs to be stopped no matter what the cost.

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hahaha I actually realized that after I read my post and was gonna post the Prime video.

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Post it anyways, this trainwreck of a pigbeast needs more hatred to flow her way.

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I had to check the site to make sure that was real because it was something straight out of "The Onion" That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.

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