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PostPosted: April, 11, 2012 - 8:08am 
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Also on a somewhat related note there was a study done on teen pregnancy in the States that showed it was on the decline. One thing I found funny is that last week I read one about religion. Mississippi was the most religious state and New Hampshire was the least religious state. Now in this teen pregnancy study Mississippi has the highest rate of teen pregnancy (55/1,000 teenage girls) and New Hampshire has the lowest rate of teenage pregnancy (15.7 births/1,000 teenage girls).


The more secular the politics of a state is the more likely they are to teach sex education that involves showing how birth control works and making sure teens have access to it. States that have more of a religious influence in their politics tend to only preach abstinence... and I'm sure we can all agree that trying to stop teenagers from banging is like trying to stop a freight train with your ween. It doesn't work and the consequences are disasterous.

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Also on a somewhat related note there was a study done on teen pregnancy in the States that showed it was on the decline. One thing I found funny is that last week I read one about religion. Mississippi was the most religious state and New Hampshire was the least religious state. Now in this teen pregnancy study Mississippi has the highest rate of teen pregnancy (55/1,000 teenage girls) and New Hampshire has the lowest rate of teenage pregnancy (15.7 births/1,000 teenage girls).


The more secular the politics of a state is the more likely they are to teach sex education that involves showing how birth control works and making sure teens have access to it. States that have more of a religious influence in their politics tend to only preach abstinence... and I'm sure we can all agree that trying to stop teenagers from banging is like trying to stop a freight train with your ween. It doesn't work and the consequences are disasterous.



Yeah, the part that kills me is that it has been proven that their methods do not work yet they are so attached to them that they don't care.

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My parents were coming to LA to visit my bro. I didn't think I could come because my wife is pregnant. But we decided to surprise them and book it on our own. Showed up yesterday around Noon and he didn't get home from work til 9. Luckily his girlfriend was off work. Then my parents flew in today and only my dad knew we were here. I ran up behind my mom and screamed gimme all your money!

We're stayin on the marina in venice. Swanky place!

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Digimon was on this morning on TV, the original run. I watched a healthy hour and just bought the movie on amazon, dat movie was beast.


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What channel is showing Digimon?


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i know they play it on that extra disney channel. XD or whatever.


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HAHA yea it was a kids channel, they show old shows I guess


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First off, this song is dumb but stupidly catchy. Second: Leave it to reddit to re-write it. Genius.

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I have a complete and utter lack of interest today. I keep looking at the clock to see if it's close enough to go for a long lunch.

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yeah, im also demotivated,


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http://scaleofuniverse.com/

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That's really cool.

Also, had no idea there was such a thing as a 7 meter earthworm. Creepy.

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there is a homunculous nebula. probably full of crazy changlings bent on revenge.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Hope you're okay Spiker. Heard there were Twisters touching down.

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Hope you're okay Spiker. Heard there were Twisters touching down.

He told me he died.


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Hope you're okay Spiker. Heard there were Twisters touching down.


Yeah, I'm fine. The storm stayed in the northwestern part of Oklahoma, and I live in central Oklahoma. Another storm is supposed to roll in over night though, so we'll see how that goes.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Shit man, that must be scary. Sure whatever happened, happened by this point, so I hope everything went well.


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I talked to spiker's mom last night, she said he's fine. :)

If he's actually dead then I'm going to hell for that one. I'm sure he's alright.

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I talked to spiker's mom last night, she said he's fine. :)

If he's actually dead then I'm going to hell for that one. I'm sure he's alright.


Biiiiiiiiiiitch.

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vegas is like an entire city made up of the people of walmart. there are so many gross slobs, its just sickening.


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Yeah but then you got those ridiculous hotties at the clubs.

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the slobs block them all out. like there is so much exposed fat here, i cant even concentrate on the hotness when it walks by. i also saw a cocktail waitress that was 7-8 months pregnant balancing her tray on her belly as she made her rounds in the casino.


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vegas is like an entire city made up of the people of walmart. there are so many gross slobs, its just sickening.


I'm spending a week there on the company dime next week. I can't wait. Bring on the slobs, I'm lonely and pathetic so I'll take anything

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