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Phil
 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 10:34am 
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That poor, poor girl....
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PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 10:56am 
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AHAHAHAHAA!!! jesus christ did we need a picture of that again. my penis just went inside of me.
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 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 3:40pm 
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Whenever I hear someone say "brah" or I hear any mention of body building, even in serious contexts I think of this.

And my ween retracts into my pelvis and then shoots out my ass.

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PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 3:55pm 
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And my ween retracts into my pelvis and then shoots out my ass.

that must be painful
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 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 4:01pm 
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phantomspiker wrote:
Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
And my ween retracts into my pelvis and then shoots out my ass.

that must be painful


You have NO idea friend.

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
PostPosted: December, 30, 2009 - 7:18pm 
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Dude, now that i think of it, bodybuilding forums had the thread labeled as "the best forum thread, ever," which was possibly the most viral link i have ever seen in my life.

The butt-ugly chick with the red car. i know i posted it here, but i bet its way down in the nether regions of the smorg now.



http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =111777031

There ya go! bodybuilding.com might just earn a place in my lifetime tabs.


link is borked :(

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
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They deleted that thread awhile ago.

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 Post subject: Re: The Worst 'Date' Ever
PostPosted: January, 11, 2010 - 12:30am 
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Bwahaha that guy got a raw deal.

But seriously, who the fuck doesn't check their bag before chucking their pants out a window?

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PostPosted: January, 11, 2010 - 9:55am 
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that's a great story. I have an awful stomach, and possibly IBS, so I've had plenty of shit stories with dates that I had with my wife. I told her up front though that my stomach was going to be an issue.
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AHHAHAHAH! The look on his face when he saw the sweater in the bag had to be priceless.

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