The Worst 'Date' Ever

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3196496

You guys have to read this hahaha.

MetaGamer · **Joined:** June, 2, 2008 - 6:56pm **Posts:** 741

LMAO!!! This is quite possibly the most amazingly embarrasing story ever. IDK what I'd do if I was him, especially if the girl was really hot. The paint drawings were what really made it perfect. He might as well call her back, and explain to her what happened, I mean its not like things can get any worse.

karakuchi · **Posted:** December, 19, 2009 - 6:45pm

hahahaha! That is great!

Invisible Swordsman · **Posted:** December, 19, 2009 - 7:15pm

whoa brah!

MetaGamer · **Joined:** June, 2, 2008 - 6:56pm **Posts:** 741

Invisible Swordsman wrote:

whoa brah!

I bet thats what she said when she walked in that bathroom.

Stillies · **Joined:** April, 7, 2007 - 12:11pm **Posts:** 8851

If you take out that weird ass pee bottle stuff...This goes just like a Phil story hahaha

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

Stillies wrote:

If you take out that weird ass pee bottle stuff...This goes just like a Phil story hahaha

hahahaha I can't believe someone out there actually carries a pee bottle. I shouldn't be surprised, but what the fuck!

phantomspiker · **Posted:** December, 19, 2009 - 9:44pm

LMFAO!!!

MetaGamer · **Joined:** June, 2, 2008 - 6:56pm **Posts:** 741

"I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it."

How is this even possible? I wouldn't wish for this to hapen to my worst enemy.

IratePrimate · **Joined:** June, 12, 2006 - 12:32pm **Posts:** 9607

i would wish for that exact thing to happen to my worst enemies. AHAHAHAHA!

karakuchi · **Posted:** December, 20, 2009 - 10:47am

Dante369 wrote:

Stillies wrote:

If you take out that weird ass pee bottle stuff...This goes just like a Phil story hahaha

hahahaha I can't believe someone out there actually carries a pee bottle. I shouldn't be surprised, but what the muck!

I went to high school with a kid who carried a shit bag under his shirt, in case he had to shit and he wasn't going to make it to the bathroom.

Frank · **Posted:** December, 20, 2009 - 10:05pm

hah a pee bottle would've fixed everything alright. im sure explaining why youre carrying an epmty bottle around with you would've went over just as well.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** December, 21, 2009 - 11:11am

hahahahahah! How do you find this shit Dante?

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

It's what I do!

Phil · **Posted:** December, 21, 2009 - 5:11pm

Dante369 wrote:

It's what I do!

Are you a 4chan linger-er now? That's the only thing I can come up with.

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. NeoGAF and Digg/Digg comments, haha. Don't ever call me a 4channer!

Phil · **Posted:** December, 21, 2009 - 5:30pm

Dante369 wrote:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. NeoGAF and Digg/Digg comments, haha. Don't ever call me a 4channer!

HAHAHAHAH sorry. GAF had this thread? in Off topic I guess? I guess I didn't think about Digg either.

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

Phil wrote:

Dante369 wrote:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. NeoGAF and Digg/Digg comments, haha. Don't ever call me a 4channer!

HAHAHAHAH sorry. GAF had this thread? in Off topic I guess? I guess I didn't think about Digg either.

There's a thread on GAF called "Picures that make you laugh for no reason," which is where I get my funny pics, but I found this in some digg comment.

Now you all know my sources of hilarity.

Phil · **Posted:** December, 21, 2009 - 5:40pm

Hahah oh yeah I've totally been in that thread a few times.

Big T OTW · **Posted:** December, 21, 2009 - 11:18pm

GOOD GOD!!! WHY IN THE FUCK DID HE DRAW PICTURES!?!?!?!?! HAH AH AH HAH HA!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

This was... amazing!

I am crying from laughter.

Sean · **Posted:** December, 24, 2009 - 4:17pm

Dude, now that i think of it, bodybuilding forums had the thread labeled as "the best forum thread, ever," which was possibly the most viral link i have ever seen in my life.

The butt-ugly chick with the red car. i know i posted it here, but i bet its way down in the nether regions of the smorg now.

Big T OTW · **Posted:** December, 28, 2009 - 8:15pm

Sean wrote:

Dude, now that i think of it, bodybuilding forums had the thread labeled as "the best forum thread, ever," which was possibly the most viral link i have ever seen in my life.

The butt-ugly chick with the red car. i know i posted it here, but i bet its way down in the nether regions of the smorg now.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =111777031

There ya go! bodybuilding.com might just earn a place in my lifetime tabs.

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

Dante369 · **Joined:** May, 21, 2006 - 6:30pm **Posts:** 12323

hahaha

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