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 Post subject: this guy on the street...
PostPosted: November, 18, 2009 - 3:36pm 
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so i walk out of my building to go get lunch. as i come out the door i am behind this older guy who is dressed semi-business-like. right as i fall in line with him, im almost 100% sure he lets out a fart that i don't think he meant to come out. he turns around and looks at me and then down at his shoe as if it came from there. i just looked away. that guy fucking farted and i heard it. hahah just thought i'd share.

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PostPosted: November, 18, 2009 - 3:38pm 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOLed at my desk.


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PostPosted: November, 18, 2009 - 4:04pm 
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maybe he stepped on a frog.


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PostPosted: November, 18, 2009 - 4:14pm 
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Maybe he let out a little diarrhea and it ran down his legs HAHAHA

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arXMhMJbT0U


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PostPosted: November, 18, 2009 - 10:48pm 
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HA HA HA!! GOOD LORD MAN!

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