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NASA confirms they have discovered water on the Moon:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/11/1 ... index.html

I think I'm going to live up there so I can avoid the destruction of Earth in 2012.

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awesome. I wonder how it even got there in the first place. Probably when the moon first struck Earth.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

you know that the gravitational anomaly of the earth imploding on itself is going to take the moon with it.

I don't think the Earth will implode. I'm gonna go with some idiots starting a war and creating a Nuclear Winter instead.

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Actually 2012 is the year that my Godking Powers are awakened. I won't destroy the planet or anything, but some crazy shit will go down.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7514484.htm

Here check out my dating profile for information. I just forgot to mention the armies of steam powered log robots and the re-arranging of the continents into one very managable super contintent.

So yea, humanity won't end, just human civilization (as you know it).

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i heard you can get lots of tail off that website. If you get some ass using that profile i may just have to sign up, because if that works then anything will work.

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-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

bwahaha, I didn't do it for seriousness sake. I have had a few friends of mine get ridiculously hot babes out of it though. And these dudes are not pretty haha.

But yea, give it a try if you want.

They made me one behind my back hoping I'd be less of a prick if I had some pussy. I found out and edited it haha.

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for some reason all the chicks from atl on that site are christian rednecks. what a shame. not a good representation.

haha my area has a pretty diverse representation. But yea I know what you mean, a friend of mine tried finding a chick up north with this thing and all he found were like lumberjacks and hillbillies.

They were super hot though.

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hey hey hey, what happened with water on the moon? I don't want to hear about your online dating. I want to hear more about water on the moon. Stay on topic!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

bwahaha ok.

There is water on the moon, and it isn't important in any way shape or form. There is no atmosphere on the moon so obviously water can't even be an indication of life.

And even looking at it as "oh now we can make a moon colony" whatever, we could have brought water to the moon from earth if we wanted a moon colony so bad.

Hell, considering the global warming freaks out there we can stand to lose a few thousand tons of water so that when we fuck ourselves over it doesn't end up flooding the god damn planet.

The only thing that would have made this story interesting was if the water was brought there by aliens and that the U.S. admitted that there was an alien moonbase on the dark side of the moon and that the government has known about it for decades.

Hell, it would have been even cooler if it wasn't water at all but gold or platinum or something just so we'd have an excuse to kickstart the lunar mining camps up there. We could export convicts and retards to go work in that inhospitable environment and create a progressive age of mankind where only the useful and intelligent of mankind continue to live on earth.

As it stands right now though, fuck the moon and its water.

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All we need is an Atmosphere Generator like they had in Aliens and we will be all set...but then the Aliens come and kill all the colonists...



maybe we should just stay here hahaha

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All signs point to ExoSquad.

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Exo Squad? Aliens?

Sign me the hell up.

The xenomorphs in Aliens aren't actually that scary. 10 or so marines killed like 100s of those things, and they didn't have hardly any ammo or anything.

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I don't understand why everyone is getting so excited over it all. Yes, it's quite a breakthrough discovery that we now know water can exist on the floating rocks and moons in space, but it means nothing in terms of colonization. What little water is on these is severely limited and would do nothing more for colonization that a quick pit stop for a few gallons of water on your galactic space trip.

I probably misheard this because I wasn't paying too much attention, but I heard on the the news that our next moon mission is being planned for 2020, but is way too expensive. If that is what I heard, then...2020?! I want commercial space travel dammit! Bring the future now!

My theory....if you look for something long enough, you will find it. Now this isn't the first time that they thought they had water on the moon. But still, it is kinda cool that it seems legit this time.

I'm all about NASA, but does anyone else know about SNASA?!

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I just realized if there's water on the moon, that means I can be a whaler on the moon!

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

YES!!!

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON,
WE CARRY A HARPOON,
FOR THERE AIN'T NO WHALES,
SO WE'LL TELL TALL TALES,
AND SING OUR WHALING TUNE.

HAZAAAH!