Shamoozal.com - Smorgas Board

Allow me to paint you a word picture.

You just got home from work/school, and it is lunch time. You make yourself an incredible hot, toasted sandwich and take it to your desk to eat. You take one bite of this culinary masterpiece and then you suddenly have to take a fat shit. This is the shituation.

If you go deploy your butt bomb right now, you'll come back to a cold, shitty sandwich. On the other hand, no one is home, so you could just take your plate into the bathroom, without anyone ever knowing that you're a monster, and continue your meal as the ploppers are ploppin'. This is assuming you have a place to put a plate, so you're not just holding it in your hand while you're shitting.

The question is, are you okay with eating on the shitter? Not whether you would actually do it, just if you are morally okay with feasting in brown town considering the given conditions.

Discuss.

Not only am I ok with it. I have done it. For just this reason. Luckily one of my shitters has a nice window sill to place my plate on. I also play on my phone a lot. I have posted to shamoozal while dumping out many times. If you read my FB status's, well..a lot of those came from the shitter. Same with reddit. Probably 70% of my posts are from the shitter.

It is really a second office.

I never have. I would probably run and shit and then eat after. But that doesn't mean I'm against doing it. I would if I really had something that would be ruined if I waited.

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I've never done it with something that was plate sized but I have finished something off while on the shitter.

Also I don't really give a shit if you eat on there.

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seems like dante is the only one who said no.

I didn't vote, but I would vote yes. This shituation happened to me and I didn't do it. I regretted it and decided to tear down this poop wall.

ahahaha! i guess someone got to it before me and didnt post. cause it already had one against....so we got a mystery shame pooper over here.

I'm a quick shitter so this is never really an issue for me.

That being said, I have nothing against eating and pooping simultaneously.

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sorry, can't do it....
I can't take food into the shitter. I've tried, but I just can't bring myself to take a bite.

I would totally house that sammich before dropping the deuce though

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The shitter is a part of your house, bro.

Oh this shit again.

NO.

Don't lie spiker.

Doesn't surprise that some of you savages would eat on the shitter.

Apparently thats the time to get shit done.

very few distractions. other then wiping of course.

you got hella access to napkins if you make a mess too.

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HOW WILL WE KNOW IF IT'S MORAL???

We won't, Smith! WE WON'T!

Tie broken. I'd probably never do it because like nate said i don't spend much time on the can. But I wouldn't be grossed out hearing someone do it, I'd probably laugh. Its like the fat kid from the original Bad News Bears eating the bucket of fried chicken on the shitter.

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i just tied it up again. however, i'm a hypocrite in a small way here but it is alos what informed my vote. i once ate a chocolate bar while on the shitter and it was an awful experience. i vowed to never do it again. never.

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