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punxsutawney phil did NOT see his shadow and predicted an early spring.
i cant see how this is possible since winter basically just started. we had a pretty mild december and january only started getting really cold towards the end of the month but i guess the idiots look up weather patterns and crap and then pretend the groundhog told them this great information.

oh well....

strike up the music, the band has begun
THE PENNSYLVANIA POLKA!

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He's outta his gord!

Did you know that Punxsutawney Phil is 60% wrong in his predictions? That's worse than tossing a coin to predict the weather. He is quite possibly the worst weather man ever.

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Bringing a thread back from the dead.

Someone did an in depth analysis of how long Bill Murray was stuck on the same day in the movie Groundhog Day.
The final result if you don't feel like reading it is just about 34 years.

Harold Ramis once said it was 10 years then changed his mind to closer to 20-30 years so its probably a pretty good estimate this guy made.

http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/feature ... og-day.php

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Didn't we try to figure that out over IM one day? I remember us trying to figure out how many years.

Yeah I've always wondered but that guy gave it a way better shot than we ever did. haha

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They sure did man.

would you bone Andie Macdowell?
I think if i was stuck there for years, I'd try to find someone hotter.

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He did. He boned that one chick that Chris Elliot liked that "made noises like a chipmunk."
He might have boned some more but Harold Ramis made it more family friendly and didn't show them. haha

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He banged the girl he took to the western movie too.

I like Andie Macdowell. I used to think she was really pretty. Like a really hot MILF.

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I am still watching this on the encore marathon...man the part with the homeless guy gets me everytime.

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Yeah man I caught that part tonight too. It made me sad even when I saw it back when I was like 10 or 11. When it was happening Dem said "I can't watch this part without crying."

He just wants to help the poor guy, and there's nothing he can do about it. Which in turn knocks the god complex out of him.

What a great movie.

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he shouldn't drive angry.

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that stupid groundhog doesnt know shit. its over 60 degrees here today.

Apparently, Phil is only right 34% of the time and last year predicted an early spring. We all know what happened after that. The only good thing Phil has ever done is inspire the Bill Murray smash comedy.... Groundhog Day. Another fun fact is that there are other Groundhogs in New York and Ohio, both of which didn't see their shadows. I trust them more then Phil. Phil sucks.

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hahaha, yeah. You're better off betting aganist Phil.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

i did know about the others. there is also one in georgia. personally, i will continue to get my weather from the sky, not some disgusting fat rodent.

I can't wait until this stupid pseudo-holiday is forgotten in time.

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as president i will abolish this and valentines day.

I just watched the movie again last night because I haven't seen it in forever. I remember when I first saw it and thinking my wife is going to be like Andie MacDowell. What the hell happened?!?!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Hahaha

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