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some guy on my facebook who still watches wrestling posted this

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I will watch Wrestlemania if that is true.

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i was thinking the same thing. But man those matches before the rumble were brutal haha.

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i flipped on raw for the first time in a few years last night.... Lawler won a title shot at the next PPV by winning a mini rumble. Thats going to be downright awful. And since they went PG and got rid of the blood, none of the gimmick matches are even close to entertaining.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Just got around to watching the rumble...

I popped when Booker T and Diesel entered. I had no clue! And now, Booker T is gonna be a trainer on Tough Enough, and Stone Cold will be hosting the damn thing?! That show should be impressive.

Sting might be in WWE, I still doubt it though. That pic was cool of him holding the Taker card...

Del Rio for the championship? I can't see it just yet. It'll probably turn into a 3-way or 4-way for the title.

CM Punk looked fantastic. He's my favorite wrestler to watch right now.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

The Rock just came back and I loved the shit out of it.

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Such a good fuckin promo...He is awesome.

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I just watched the entrance on Youtube. Awesome. Reminded me of when Jericho first came to WWE. Had that same feeling of a big surprise.

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that was pretty sweet. Dude is a champ on the mic. That could be one of the loudest crowd pops i've ever heard.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

that was awesome.

The Rock had the whole crowd in the palm of his hand....

Cena's promo the following week was also pretty good, taking note of the fact that a lot of The Rock's movies have been pretty bad.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Sunday, April 3rd at 7PM EST
Hosted by The Rock


World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) w/ Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio w/ Brodus Clay


WWE Championship Match
The Miz (c) vs. John Cena


No Holds Barred Match
The Undertaker vs. Triple H


Randy Orton vs. CM Punk


Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes


John Morrison, Trish Stratus, Snooki vs. Lay-Cool & Dolph Ziggler


Special Guest Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Michael Cole w/ Jack Swagger


United States Championship Match
Sheamus (c) vs. Daniel Bryan


Wade Barrett, Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel vs. Big Show, Kane, Santino Marella, Vladimir Kozlov


HALL OF FAME
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
"Bullet" Bob Armstrong
Sunny
Drew Carey
Abdullah the Butcher
The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
"Precious" Paul Ellering

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That card is a big fat MEH.

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What the fuck even is that shit. Also the poster looks like a steaming pile of shit.

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SUNDAY!

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I tried watching a bit of Smackdown on Friday but it was just too terrible. I guess I love MMA so much that all this fake fighting no longer appeals to me. Also the stories/acting are just terrible.

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I think MMA did it for me too. I haven't watched wrestling religiously in over a year now. And my obsession went to MMA.
I'm only watching Wrestlemania because a bunch of my friends suddenly got into it.
I still like to check it out and on Mondays when nothing is on I'll leave on Raw for like 15-20 minutes. But thats it.
I never watch Smackdown though. It has always stunk, even when I liked wrestling.

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Well when I was a kid I got into Smackdown before I got into RAW cause it was on earlier so I could actually watch it. As I got older I liked RAW WAY more. I think it would be better if it wasn't so PG, but at the sametime I recognize that kids make up a large portion of the fanbase.

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19-0.

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Basically if they don't get Undertaker to 20-0 at Wrestlemania and then retire him they dun goofed.

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I was actually pretty satisfied with Mania last night...I loved the H vs Taker match it stole the show. I also loved that The Rock hit Cena with a Rock Bottom.

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I hated it. It was basically the same match he's wrestled with Shawn Michaels the past 2 years with a slightly different ending. Get injured early on so every move takes a long time to build up to, then everyone do their finisher about 3-5 times, each time with a longer kickout, until finally Taker either does a submission or a "super finisher" with a chair or something.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I didn't like it either. It was sooooooooooooooooo slow. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLOW!
They went into old man slow mode within 5 minutes of the match starting. Then they laid around for a good 20 minutes total.
And Taker won with the worst looking triangle choke I've ever seen. Big disappointment.

The best thing about Mania was Austin giving stunners to everyone.
The Cole-Lawler match was painfully terrible too but the end was fun.

Oh and I'm glad Cena lost. F him.

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yea man that was fucking Brutal. Good seeing Hacksaw though and i will be watching the Hall of fame thing tonight. Then once raw starts im turning it off. Im going back to just watching the rumble.

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