Review the last movie you saw

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 10, 2005 - 10:36am

Amen Brother. I find myself doing the exact same thing. After I get home from work. I don't want to do anything but lounge around. I think I'm going to get the Harry Potter books and read them.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 11, 2005 - 7:27am

The Fisher King

I really enjoyed it, it had the weirdness of a Terry Gilliam movie but then it had that mainstream feel mixing in a love story and all. Its about a shock jock DJ (Jeff THE DUDE Bridges) that gets fired for setting off a caller to kill people. Years later he has no job and is a loser. He meets a bum (Robin Williams) that was affected by the whole killing situation and it ruined his life. He dedicates his now meaning less life to helping out this bum to give him something back since it was his fault he experienced the tragedy. Lots of crazy stuff happen because Gilliam shows how the bum is crazy and sees things no one else does. Its weird.... but I enjoyed it a lot.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 11, 2005 - 8:06pm

The Island

I really enjoyed this Michael Bay directed action suspense flick. I guess most people saw the trailers and were like ahhhh I'll pass. But trust me its got an interesting story, cool action scenes (a car chase, of course), and motherfucking Steve Buscemi. Ewan McGregor is the man in it. And not to mention Scarlet Johansen is the hot shit. I say that line to describe any hot girl, I really have to change it up.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 11, 2005 - 10:04pm

Did you watch the bootleg cam version? Is there a better version out there?

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 12, 2005 - 7:29am

imfuraisoth wrote:

Did you watch the bootleg cam version? Is there a better version out there?

Yeah I downloaded 2 different ones and they were both a CAM version. I think thats all thats out there at the moment.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 13, 2005 - 1:29pm

The Skeleton Key

I'm a sucker for these types of movies and I really enojoyed this one. It didnt have a ton of cheesy moments that just try to make you jump. It was genuinely a creepy story about stuff that probably really happens in this area, voodoo and hoodoo in the swamps of New Orleans. I cant really give a review without giving away a bunch of stuff that happens so I'm not even gonna try. Usually in these types of movies the ending ruins it but this one was actually pretty cool and I didnt see it coming. Its hard to explain if someone wanted to know without watching it, you just have to see the movie.

Bowie · **Posted:** August, 14, 2005 - 4:06pm

im sure you guys know about this site but if not.. http://www.vcdquality.com it shows you sample jpegs from the releases. its pretty helpful so you dont have to download a crap movie

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** August, 14, 2005 - 10:53pm

Alexander (2/10)

This movie absolutely sucked. It wasn't interesting at all and it felt like nothing was even accomplished. The movie was about 3 hours long and I couldn't tell you one interesting thing that happened. The only thing I got from it was that Angelina Jolie stunk and Alexander was a fag. Val Kilmer was the only good actor in the movie. Everybody else sucked ass.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 14, 2005 - 11:26pm

Four Brothers

Dude I have been choosing some good movies lately. I rarely see a bad one unless I already have a bad feeling walking into it andits usually because Mandy wanted to see it and not me. This movie was one of those feelings where I wasnt sure if I would enjoy it. Mandy wanted to see it though so we went. Well it turned out to be a good choice.
WOW!! It was so good. Marky Mark was the ultimate badass and he should never try to play anything else but a badass. The 4 main characters (the brothers) worked well together and things just got more and more interesting as the movie went on. The ultimate badass scene was at the end when Marky Mark does this epic walk in the snow to beat some ass. I know no one else will go see this but at least download it and watch it because its actually really good.

Phil · **Posted:** August, 15, 2005 - 2:35pm

Johnny Manf wrote:

I know no one else will go see this but at least download it and watch it because its actually really good.

Yeah, you're right.. and I already spent time making fun of it, thinking of such clever names as 3 Brothers & Marky Mark.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 15, 2005 - 3:05pm

Phil wrote:

Johnny Manf wrote:

I know no one else will go see this but at least download it and watch it because its actually really good.

Yeah, you're right.. and I already spent time making fun of it, thinking of such clever names as 3 Brothers & Marky Mark.

AHHAAHAH, that's a good one.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 15, 2005 - 3:23pm

Phil wrote:

Johnny Manf wrote:

I know no one else will go see this but at least download it and watch it because its actually really good.

Yeah, you're right.. and I already spent time making fun of it, thinking of such clever names as 3 Brothers & Marky Mark.

man thats pretty.... well... awful.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 15, 2005 - 11:17pm

SHAUN OF THE DEAD IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER

-1,000,000,000 / 10

I HATE IT. THEY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE IS SO FUCKING STUPID. FUCKING BRITISH HUMOR IS NOT FUNNY. I WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF WATCHING THAT SHITTY SHIT. THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. I'M SO MAD.

Hack · **Posted:** August, 15, 2005 - 11:35pm

Your an idiot Tu. That movie was so funny. I didnt think i would like b/c of the brits but it was great.

You know you loved the part when Queen came on the jukebox

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 7:15am

Tu seriously if there is ONE mutant in this situation then its YOU!! I'm sorry to say but when I think about it you are the only one I know who hated it.... in fact you are the only one I know that didnt love it. Theres no one on your side here. You are in the minority and you are the mutant, so how's it feel Professor X?

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 8:40am

I don't care what anyone else says, I didn't like it just like how Jeff didn't like Napoleon Dynomite. The humor was too dry and the idiots were too dumb. Not the good kind of dumb either, the annoying kind of dumb. And it feels pretty damn good to be Professor X. Here's to the finest crew in Star Fleet! Engage!
http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

Speaking of Professor X, X-men 3 better not suck ass. I don't want it to go the way of Batman and Robin.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 11:41am

I know a ton of people that didnt like Napoleon though, its just weird that you hated Shaun of the Dead that much and I dont know a single other person that did. Its boggling my mind.

Scottyeli · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 4:19pm

I just watched Sin City again and its fucking great. Every character in it is great but if I had to choose then Marv is the best. He's the cover that I got just cuz he's awesome in it. Miho is great to cuz she slices the shit out of everyone. Its alot better then when she was painting cars in 2 fast 2 furious. Yes I saw it and yes it is fucking terrible.

By the way I must have the worst taste in comedies cuz I loved Shaun of the Dead, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and Snatch. There all fucking hilarious. Tu's just a wanker. Or a tit. Or whatever else those crazy brits say instead of real curses.

I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.
SIN CITY 10/10

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 4:29pm

Scottyeli wrote:

I just watched Sin City again and its mucking great. Every character in it is great but if I had to choose then Marv is the best. He's the cover that I got just cuz he's awesome in it. Miho is great to cuz she slices the shite out of everyone. Its alot better then when she was painting cars in 2 fast 2 furious. Yes I saw it and yes it is mucking terrible.

By the way I must have the worst taste in comedies cuz I loved Shaun of the Dead, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and Snatch. There all mucking hilarious. Tu's just a wanker. Or a tit. Or whatever else those crazy brits say instead of real curses.

I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.
SIN CITY 10/10

Jaime King is freaking hot and you got to see her boobies in that. I liked Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. I haven't seen Snatch yet. Why is everyone attacking me for stating my opinion? I don't like the damn movie. I'm not calling anyone that likes it names. I find it a little unfair I'm getting attacked. I didn't find the movie funny. It's not funny to me. I hate it. Get over it.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 16, 2005 - 8:53pm

Sin City

Well Scott summed it up pretty nicely but I like to put on here whenever I watched a movie so thats the only reason I am doing this. And if anyone cares to know I think the only scene Quentin Tarantino contributed to this movie was the scene where dead Jackie Boy is talking to Dwight during the car ride to the tar pits. Its an awesome part the way Benicio is talking. Man I love this movie.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 17, 2005 - 10:59pm

Snatch

Its pretty hard to describe this movie... its very British and very all over the place. The action is good, the story is good, the people are funny, and the directing and camera shots are really cool. So Scott I'll give this back to you whenever I remember.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 18, 2005 - 7:14pm

Deuce Bigalow - European Gigolo

It was the same movie, except with a different general story. What i mean by that is he still dated freak girls and the same jokes even happened most of the time. But instead of paying for the dudes dead fish and tank or whatever he had to do in the first one, this time he had to find a Gigolo killer. Yeah.... thats what it was about. Norm MacDonalds small part in it was funny and probably 2 or 3 scenes made me crack up but it wasnt enough to earn a high rating in my book.

Russell Casse · **Posted:** August, 18, 2005 - 10:14pm

Damn, I guess that'll be a downloader. I'm going to go see the 40 year old virgin. That looks pretty funny and it got good reviews. I take back what I said about it before.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** August, 22, 2005 - 4:48pm

Swingers

wow has anyone seen this movie? its goddamn hilarious, i'm kinda pissed i waited so long to finally see it. vince vaughn is money in this movie baby, jon favreau is money. this movie is money baby and it doesnt even know it.

Pitstop · **Joined:** June, 7, 2005 - 10:55pm **Posts:** 304

i agree swingers is so f'n money

40 year old virgin 10/10 funniest movie of summer

red eye 6/10 was like an hour long and not that good but sneakin in and seein it for free after i saw 40 year old virgin was fun

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