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Yeah, that's what annoys me about people complaining about no content on Netflix. There's a lot of content, they're just to close minded to go look outside of their comfort zone. Subtitles are no big deal. It's better than dubbed. I want to hear the actors talk, not some American dude dubbing over it. Cartoons a little different I suppose, I would find those a little more acceptable but I'd still prefer the original voice actors.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Depends where you are, I still maintain that Canadian Netflix sucks. I hate seeing American ads for it just to find out that 3/4 of the films in the advertisement aren't available over here.

Still there's tons of great flicks to be seen, I just wish there was a better way to navigate through it all.

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Some dubs are good while others are horrible, something like ghost in the shell has a good one, something like naruto has an awful one.

You don't know shit about awful dubs if you count naruto among them.

You are already dead.

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subs > dubs

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HAHAHAHAH great use of that line. I loled.

Cabin in the Woods

I loved the hell out of this movie. It takes the idea of horror movie cliches and builds a fun and interesting plot around it. It's got that Joss Whedon smarm all over it too, which increased my enjoyment tenfold. It's not terribly scary, but that's not really what the movie is about. Oh and the "bad guys" are Will Ferrel's dad from Stepbrothers and Eric "THAT DOESN'T PUT THE TRISCUIT CRACKER IN MY STOMACH NOW DOES IT CARL" Gordon from Billy Madison. Would watch again and again.

and again.

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Cowboys vs Aliens

Just not very interesting. I don't really have much more to say.


Oh at one point I kind of felt like Daniel Craig's accent kind went flat. I can't remember the exact scene but it was dark and he may have been lying down.

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girl with the dragon tattoo

meh, then rape, then more meh. i gave no shits about anyone in this movie.

Original or American version?

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Dragon tattoo is very meh, the rape in the american one is a lot worse than the other one :\ great movie to see with your girl though, really enjoyed sitting through a rape scene.

Personally I preferred the Swedish one. The American one was good but I didn't like some of the changes that they made to things in the Swedish one.

I think the thing that was really weird to me was going from a bunch of actors I'd never seen in anything before like Michael Nyqvist and Noomi Rapace to having people like Daniel Craig and Christopher Plummer, even Rooney Mara was a recognizable face to me because I had watched the Nightmare on Elmstreet remake a few weeks before watching the American Dragon Tattoo.

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American Reunion
http://www.moviewiseguys.com/2012/04/am ... eview.html

I went in with low expectations but I laughed just as much as the other ones. I'm a fan of the series, even the 3rd one with the wedding. I like the R rated gross out, sex related comedies with some nudity. Like comedies used to be. Of course a lot more raunchier these days though. The first half was a little slow and Stifler was pretty annoying but it picks up and gets better. Best part was Jim's Dad in a couple scenes, one being his drunk scene. One chick shows off the goods for a long and funny drunk scene. Tara Reid and Chris Klein are terrible. So is Rookie of the Year. But its not really the acting. Boobs, sex, drinking, poop humor and awkwardness are what these movies are always about. I enjoyed.

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american

I'm amazed Tara Reid is actually in another movie.

She had less than 10 minutes of screen time. They know she's terrible. They just wanted to bring back every character.

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Did Chris Klein also get an honorary mention?

Jason Biggs probably praises the lord when he finds out they're making another one of these movies.

Chris Klein was in the whole thing. He was one of the main characters. And he was terrible.

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Charlie Nash, Interpol.

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAH his best role ever. I would actually be willing to watch that movie again just for him.

just watch this instead

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Swear to me.

This guy walks through the raindrops.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH Based on that comment alone, I might have to watch it. I wish Chris Klein was just Charlie Nash in that movie. Somehow, he grew up and became Charlie Nash. In fact, he should be Charlie Nash in every movie.

Speaking of which, what happened to my BOMB avatar?

HAHAHAHAHH!! I LOVE THAT VIDEO. That might just be my number 1 all time youtube video. Every time I watch it, I see something else great about it. The secret best scenes are
1. his eyes rolling around everywhere
2. him kicking that bike
3. I just noticed the shots of just his face staring. It's hilarious.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I also like when he puts the box on the desk.

edit: And when he drops the drink