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I'm watching Undeclared. Picked this up in a two pack with Freaks and Geeks. So far it's not as good as F&G but it's definately not awful.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

"HEY! CARL! GOOD TO SEE YOUUUU!!!"

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The Devil Wears Prada.
Holy shit is this movie fucking terrible. I can't believe I'm watching it, but I can't look away.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I watched What Happens in Vegas today. Call me a fag but I thought it was ok. Cameron Diaz's friend was pretty damn hot.

two words:

Anne


Hathaway

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Rambo is on one of the Showtime channels and I am def. watching it...the part where he had the dream about Trautman and the last 3 movies just happened and its still fucking gold.

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I'm flipping from the Phillies to A Few Good Men, damn fine movie.

Rented The Big Labowski. I'll watch it either tonight or tomorrow.

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Palladia (The HD music channel). There are some fantastic concerts on tonight. It started off with Springsteen in Madison Square Garden and now Fleetwood Mac is jamming live.

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how far in to the movie were you before your cock fell off?

Penn and Teller's Bullsh!t.

This show is fantastic. A different topic every week, such as The Vatican, or lawns, or Lie Detectors...Orgasms....VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES...I can go on and on.

They interview some experts in a lot of different fields about all of these things, along with normal people and then people that make you think it really is Bullshit.

It's awesome!

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

I just watched the episode of Star Trek: TNG with Aaron Pierce in it. It's a great episode. Now that I realize Aaron is in it, that makes it all the better.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

my computer screen.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

I'm watching Apollo 13 right now. I haven't seen it in years, but man this movie is phenomenal. All-star caliber performances everywhere.

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You know why don't you? Bill Freaking The MAN Paxton.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

i watched terminator the other day and noticed he was one of the punks that arnold beats up and steals their clothes. i lol'd.

MUST GO FASTER MUST GO FASTER GO GO GO GO GO GO GO.

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Stop saseedravin'!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Last night I fell asleep to ID4, I actually got to catch the beginning when Casse dusts the wrong field. Needless to say, I got a good laugh out of it.

I just started watching TAPS from Season 1. It's ok haha, sometimes I laugh.

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How I Met your Mother. This show has laughs all throughout. Season 5 started last week and we still aren't much closer to finding out who the mom is...

I guess it's like LOST, but much funnier and less actiony, but still takes a while to answer the unsolved questions.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

He's Hotter than hot he's HOT HOT HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH Gemini Croquet

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

United States Government just asked us to save the world.

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AJ TAKE IT BACK DOWN YOU'RE GONNA SNAP THE PIPE!

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