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I re-laughed at my lame fart joke analogy.

you know this is a jersey show with all these "wooders."

I'M GRANDPA! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHA THIS GRANDPA RAP! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA IM DYING
TRIEDASSHIT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I may have listened to that song like 6 times now.

HAHAHAHAH "Right in the Goldbug."

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Did Protest ever post that link to the Grandpa apology video?

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HAHAHAHHA GRANDPA! HAAHAHAHHAAH I love this white trash idiot.

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listen, i say exactly what you guyz are thinkin... plus, the booze doesn't hurt either

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL

how dare you sir

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL

It just takes practice my friend. Sometimes, I find that it helps to slow down and pause to think about what you want to say. Gather your thoughts and you'll be less inclined to use the word "like" in your sentences. I don't like catching myself over using words like "like" or "um" either.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I use all of those, and a healthy dosage of "and uuhhhhs."

i certainly have my idiosyncrasies in the podcast...and just in speech in general. i have a tendency is just rambling and making no sense. so i'm trying to just spit out what i'm trying to say and be done with it.

we're all learning computers AHAHAHAAH

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Swear to me.

im a total ummer..i umm constantly and hear myself doing it and it makes me sad inside

nice edit joe, the grampa rap is fukin great. well done.

can someone post a link to the grampa apology, and all related grampa videos i can't seem to find any of the other ones

Protest posted it somewhere but I already forget which thread. I think the "Kid Gets Scared By Freddy" thread. If you go to Break.com and just search Angry Grandpa or something you'll find his videos. Then you just click the author of the video and he has them all. It's the grandpa's kid I think, he just keeps putting stuff up.

gotcha, thanks..i was trying youtube.

Oh ok. I would give a link but I cant get to any of those sites at work.

i found it..its less funny then i had hoped..it pretty much reveals that whole family as being just terrible..so even though grampa is an asshole..i still feel bad for him. they have like 20 vids of him up now.

Yeah, nothing is as great as the original video. Grandpa still has his moments though. Demi also said she felt bad for Grandpa, but the thing you gotta remember is that Grandpa brought this upon himself. He is a maniac, and then had children and raised them as maniacs. Now his children are having children and they're obviously being rasied as maniacs as documented on these videos. So don't feel bad for Grandpa.

what i dont understand is why this grampa is so effin old, but his kids cant be more then 20 and then they all have kids that are like as old as 5 yrs old..i mean really..this is just a little to Deliverance.

I'm thinking Grandpa isn't as old as he looks. Grandpa is probably in his early 50s, and the kid who records all the videos seems to still live at home with his Dad. So his brother who has the kids is probably only a few years older than he is.

i am, i need to figure out where grampa came from and define the meaning of his existence.

I guess you're one man who is not content with his short but forthright explanation of himself. "I'M GRANDPA!"

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "