Shamoozal.com - Smorgas Board

Maybe one of the best Nerdlog posts I've put together in a long while.

http://www.shamoozal.com/nerdlog/the-ma ... cquo-ever/

If you have those first Jacquo shorts, you HAVE to show them! Air them on a secret live stream so nobody can save them if you have to!

I agree.

somebody should save them though

Ahaha, that was pretty funny seeing them, those first two jacquos will always be funny. The boogie on the tooth always cracked me up hahah

great stuff phil can't wait to see the rest.

I wunna see those shorts BTW

I love how dramatically different the style was between then and now. I still think the older jacquo holds up to this day.

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"farting at a 'character'"

HAHAHHAHAHA. We gotta track that character down see what he's been up to.

And I definitely have a repository of all things classic shamoozal. They are mine for the keeping.


HAHAHHAHAHA PUNCHES WALSH'S NUTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I love how you put his name in there!

Wait, who did you have for math? Heim?

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah I didn't want to write the name. The old Jacquo's are too in jokey, but I wrote "Walsh" on those boards so I wasn't going to edit it. I hated that guy too. Basically Jacquo went around beating up most of my high school teachers, even the ones I liked. HAHAHAHHA.

And yeah I had Heim for Math.

I should have elaborated on that part at the bottom a bit but I didn't want to get side tracked. I actually did try hard in her class at first and I did lots of after school sessions with her before tests to try and get up to par, but when I was still failing the tests I gave up. Pretty sure we were allowed to fail one class through our whole high school career and still graduate. If that wasn't the case then she must have passed me for some reason, but I had no business passing that. Anyway that was when I decided I didn't care about the class any more and to just take the failure.

Religion class I had my entire life. I was just over hearing about all that stuff so I never paid attention in that class ever.

Aw, poor Heim. I liked her as a teacher. I thought she was good. She really cared about her students. You probably owe her an apology for the way you behaved. ha

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah I was probably the only person that didn't really like her for some reason. I don't know, like I said, maybe I was a jerk.

I don't owe her an apology though. I tried, I couldn't grasp it, I bailed. I didn't act shitty to her personally, I just gave up.

I have to admit I wasn't such a fan in her class as well, but it was definitely me, not her. I had her freshman year for algebra 1, but had I known, I really should have been able to skip that class since we covered all of that at St. Matt's (well at least our class did, not sure if all of them did, but since we only had a dozen people or so in our 8th grade class, our pace on material was a little different since we really could get a lot of individual attention).

So I was really just pissed as hell about having to do "busywork" on stuff I already knew, so I really didn't care for the class at all. Mrs. Hiem at least sort of knew, but I don't think I ever logically went through with her why I was the way I was (well, what do you expect from a young teenager...). I don't think I ever turned in a single piece of homework for her and simply "slept" in the class, even when she moved me to sit near the front or right next to her desk (I think the desk was so she could make sure I wasn't cheating on the tests/quizes because I usually got high scores, yet I didn't do any other work in her class). I think in the end she gave me a B, even without doing any of the homework.

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You went to Gloucester Catholic?

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah he was a senior when we were Freshman. I sat with him at lunch my Freshman year.

My favorite part was definitely shot #6. Jacquo then nuts Walsh. hahahahaha!

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lol, yeah. I'm also one of the last 30 people to have been forced to take Latin at GCHS (unless they brought it back as mandatory again after I graduated). We complained pretty much every day about that class, since it screwed us for later since we still had to take 2 years of another language (so the elective class junior year was wasted on foreign language and not something more interesting, especially since the same 30 people also doubled up math sophomore year, which meant even one less elective, well not all of us, but most).

Ahhh... high school. You know, I still from time to time wake up from night thinking I had some paper or test due that day and didn't study/do the work. Actually that is more likely college since I tended to skip a lot of the morning lectures freshman and part of sophomore years (damm stupid set curriculum for engineer students which didn't even let you pick what time your classes were, let alone what classes you had to take... and boy did they ever love making sure everyone had a 8am lecture every day of the week or a "quiz" time 8am Monday and 5:30pm Friday, during which we had quizes/tests in calculus, physics, chemistry, and biology every week, with the most brutal thing being that the physics test should have also been doubled as a calculus test, as it typically involved using the exact same calculus skills we were learning that same exact week to be able to solve the problems, so double F's to those who didn't understand the math).

And it took me a while to grasp the concept of "e" in calculus, which screwed me for a several weeks in both classes (especially since the first time it even appeared was on the test, let alone in the lectures, recitation, or homework!!!! (which I actually went to for calculus since it was at 1pm or 2pm depending on if it was a 2 hour lecture or 3 hour recitation).

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That's how you weed out the men from the boys. Puts hair on your chest.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

It also drives people to jump from 3rd floor windows thinking they can fly.... (not that that didn't happen 3 times my freshman year)

Edit: Not me obviously, but others

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I completely forgot about that Nintendo Power issue

(Just like I forgot about the Final Fantasy 1)

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How old were you when you did that drawing? It's pretty nice.

However old you are in 8th grade. Maybe 13 or 14? Thanks though I kind of hate it, but I understand. haha

Sweet shit giggas.

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i feel like finding my old mags and just look through them 1 last time.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

I had a huge suitcase filled with video game magazines like Nintendo Power and EGM and then music mags like Circus, Revolver, Metal Maniacs and all kinds of other stuff. But when I moved out of my parents' house about 5 years ago, I trashed them all. I was just hoarding them for no reason. I never went back and looked at any.

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WWW.MOVIEWISEGUYS.COM

How did you get rid of them? Just throw them in the trash?

I meant to put a bunch out with the recycle bin the other night but didn't get around to it. There is just so many and they're so heavy I don't want to just throw them into a trash can. I was thinking of doing smaller stacks in brown paper bags or something.