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 Post subject: Farts
PostPosted: January, 21, 2009 - 7:09pm 
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The fart I just let out was INSANE it was SO LOUD, it was like a bomb went off in here. The only thing I could do was bask is the lovely smell that came out and let out a good laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 21, 2009 - 7:11pm 
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Sunday Football is when the farts come out.

we also made a rule last year that you cant cover on sundays during football haha.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 21, 2009 - 7:18pm 
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If you can't respect the smell of a fart, what can you respect?


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 2:10am 
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xxjimmypxx wrote:
If you can't respect the smell of a fart, what can you respect?

Nothing my friend...nothing...


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 12:35pm 
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I just wanted to give this clutch my full support.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 12:40pm 
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I may just throw up haha.

I like to leave the room in question when I'm doing my thing, unless it's at work, then it's just too hilarious to be polite.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 12:44pm 
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this is the main reason why they invented the window locks in cars.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 2:07pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
this is the main reason why they invented the window locks in cars.

The button should just say "fart securer" on it instead.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 2:08pm 
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or initiate gas chamber


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 2:25pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
or initiate gas chamber

That gave me another idea but I'm not cruel enough to post it. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 4:58pm 
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Powerdusk wrote:
IratePrimate wrote:
or initiate gas chamber

That gave me another idea but I'm not cruel enough to post it. :roll:


Was it, "initiate Zyklon B"?

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 5:02pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
this is the main reason why they invented the window locks in cars.


That line is just oh so true.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 7:32pm 
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The best is when you let out a nice fart right before you get out of the cars and then close it in. Then, two hours later people get in your car and it smells to high hell. No that's a gas chamber!

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 8:23pm 
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when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 8:44pm 
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when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha


You just blew my mind...

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 8:47pm 
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Chong Li wrote:
when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha


hahahahahahahaha. Genius!

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 8:49pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 9:01pm 
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Chong Li wrote:
when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha


wtf hahahahaha


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 9:20pm 
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Nasty Nate wrote:
Chong Li wrote:
when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha


hahahahahahahaha. Genius!



i cant take credit for inventing this one...back in high school we had this kid we all know named sims...and he told me bout it and to try it and it works right if u have the right amount of water in your hands hahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 9:58pm 
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Just when taking showers was getting boring we get this, thanks man.

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 22, 2009 - 11:16pm 
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What the crap!? hahahahaha


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 23, 2009 - 12:43am 
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lmao!!

this thread is out of control!


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 23, 2009 - 1:47am 
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Although it's perfectly on topic... a rarity for Shamoozal. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 23, 2009 - 10:44am 
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wow. this thread is amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Farts
PostPosted: January, 23, 2009 - 9:44pm 
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when i was a kid, "sithlord" brought home what i think was a fancy plastic bedpan with a lid on it when he came back from the hospital. he never used it (i don't think), but i let out a really awesome fart into it, and closed the lid. days later, i opened it up and the fart was still in there. i kept it trapped in there for a week. true story hah.

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