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The fart I just let out was INSANE it was SO LOUD, it was like a bomb went off in here. The only thing I could do was bask is the lovely smell that came out and let out a good laugh.

Sunday Football is when the farts come out.

we also made a rule last year that you cant cover on sundays during football haha.

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If you can't respect the smell of a fart, what can you respect?

Nothing my friend...nothing...

I just wanted to give this clutch my full support.

I may just throw up haha.

I like to leave the room in question when I'm doing my thing, unless it's at work, then it's just too hilarious to be polite.

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this is the main reason why they invented the window locks in cars.

The button should just say "fart securer" on it instead.

or initiate gas chamber

That gave me another idea but I'm not cruel enough to post it.

Was it, "initiate Zyklon B"?

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That line is just oh so true.

The best is when you let out a nice fart right before you get out of the cars and then close it in. Then, two hours later people get in your car and it smells to high hell. No that's a gas chamber!

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PhillySports Blogs: We know Philly. We know sports.

when im in the shower and i gotta fart i cup my hands turn around let my hands fill up with water and fart in the water and it makes a motorboat sound hahahaha

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back to back rumble pot champ!

You just blew my mind...

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

hahahahahahahaha. Genius!

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

wtf hahahahaha

i cant take credit for inventing this one...back in high school we had this kid we all know named sims...and he told me bout it and to try it and it works right if u have the right amount of water in your hands hahaha

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back to back rumble pot champ!

Just when taking showers was getting boring we get this, thanks man.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

What the crap!? hahahahaha

lmao!!

this thread is out of control!

Although it's perfectly on topic... a rarity for Shamoozal.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

wow. this thread is amazing.

when i was a kid, "sithlord" brought home what i think was a fancy plastic bedpan with a lid on it when he came back from the hospital. he never used it (i don't think), but i let out a really awesome fart into it, and closed the lid. days later, i opened it up and the fart was still in there. i kept it trapped in there for a week. true story hah.

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