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alright kiddies, there's a douche bag on the interentz that is claiming to have hacks his way into the HP book distributor's computers and extracted the novel all because he wants to "ruin" the HP experience thru "boredom" or some shite... all this because the church believes that it is an "evil" book... dood... it's a book.. get over it.... anywho... be careful what you click if you read in a header "HP SPOILERS"... since i really don't give a flyin turd bout harry or ron but in a few yrs. i might give a crap bout hermione (see below) i clicked on one of those links and read what the possible book ending was... oh and what a read it was... so be careful


TIME WARP!!!

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so you think it was possibly a real leak? it woulndt surprise me. plus, it wouldnt surprise me that you read it. you knew everything that was going to happen in the new(er) star wars trilogy before seeing those too. you cant help yourself.

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i really can't... in fact, i remeber reading the "leaked" REVENGE OF THE SITH script and sayin to myself.. "shit they kill dooku in 10 mins"... then when i saw it i lol'd once his head was rollin

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You didn't post a link?! I wanna read! I'll try to find it.

HARRY POTTER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










*SPOILER*....maybe idk

lol, I hope he dies.

Everyone should die. Sept for Hedwig, Harry's owl, cuz he's cool.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

And he'll give you a blanka kick. You know exactly what I mean.

how much you think i could get for a book before it goes onsale. the post office is gettin them soon and were not allowed to deliver them until saturday

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just read the spoilers on slashdot.... i never got into the books so i didn't care... but i did find this post rather amusing



how pissed do you think those people would be if somebody did that?

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

someone did do it when the last book came out, thats what he's referring to.

WARNING SPOILERS FOR 6TH MOVIE/BOOK
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ossbPGIVikU

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haha i laugh every time i watch that

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i really cant believe that there are people out there who get off on ruining stuff like this for people. im on an internet lock down.

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there were a couple of books today that got shipped early at my work. Someone want to pay top dollar ill snag it haha

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I wouldn't go watching any Leeroy Jenkins videos either. There's one on youtube that has a shit lod of spoilers in it.

Dante - I removed the rest of your post because even though there weren't specific spoilers it was more than most of the people on here want to read, including me. not a big deal. -solidefy

sorrrrrrrry. I didn't think It was important/would give anything away....won't happen again.

its his sled

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

i DL'd the pdf of the pottern book.. the one with all the page images taken with a digital camera.... it's alittle hard to read but i can still make it out... anyone who wants it let me know... kthnxbia

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL

fuckin A man. That sucks solidefy. I warned peeps to stay away from Leeroy Jenkins videos, well now it's time to stay away from Dramatic Prairie Dog videos too. On the top videos of the day on youtube there is a "Prairie Dog Remix"....don't watch it. I just got....spoilenated. I don't think it was the big one, but I REALLY....REALLLY, did not want to know that one. It's pretty pathetic that people do this.

Bottom line....stay away from all sites that host user generated content.

LMAO....that is awesome

no...it's not. I'm on the verge of makin a virus that hunts down people that spoil the book, gets in their computer, and makes their monitor EXPLODE into their face. Then a audio file of me laughing plays. So many things have been spoiled because of stupid mother fuckers that get some satisfaction out of this.

Since this is our last day of speculation, how do you WANT this book to end?

I personally want Harry and Voldemort to fight, voldemort should kill Harry, and everyone would be like . Then Neville should come in and be like, "Bitches please, I'm the one in the prophecy." Then he Avada Kedavrizzles Voldy......I'd be happy.

I also think Snape is good.

Oh! Almost forgot. One think I REALLLLY can't wait to happen, and it better happen. Is Neville pwn the fuck out of Bellatrix Lestrange. Ho deserves to get owned....

Neville FTW!

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I have a lot of hopes for Neville this book lol.

@Solidefy: How awesome would that be, if someone made a video of them driving down to Barnes and Noble and yellling spoilers at the people in line......Then all those nerds chase him down and beat the shit out of him. I'd digg that shit. A death from replica plastic wand stab wounds.....clutch.

well u guys might as well just lock yourselves up in your house till release.

and stay off the internets