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 Post subject: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
PostPosted: September, 24, 2008 - 2:57pm 
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Hi guys

Haven't been here in a while because I strongly dislike most of you, but, I had to share this because I think many of you will really love it.

I picked up this book at the airport in Sioux Falls, and almost immediately I was thinking of you guys.

It claims to be about what "white people" like... but upon reading it... it becomes clear that it's not really talking about "white people" so much as pretentious self-important deeply-hypocritical douche bags. I know plenty of "black" and "hispanic" and "asian" people that fit this stereotype, living around Washington DC and out in California, even one Iranian. I'm sure you know the type. I was reminded immediately of the long rant that was posted on here once about "free thinkers." I think Phil wrote it, but maybe it was Frank or someone else I don't remember.

Also, repeatedly in the book there are references to, but never a precise description of, "the wrong kind of white people." This was the part that made me most directly think of my friends here at the shmooz, since, with the possible exceptions of Troy and Phil, pretty much everyone here is without question "the wrong kind of white person," as indirectly described in the book.

Anyway, I think all of you would get a real kick out of reading it. You can probably find it at your local airport bookstore, in the humor section at Barnes & Noble or Borders, at any college book store, or your pick of pretentious coffee shop. In addition to being very funny it's also quite insightful in many ways.

I'm also well aware that everyone here thinks of me as the sort of pretentious douche bag that the book describes the interests of. I maintain that I am not... but... this is unimportant. If you think that I am, then doubtless your ability to draw parallels between your image of me and the caricatures in the book will enhance your reading experience.

The books website is here: http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelikebook.com

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Ryan wrote:
Hi guys

Haven't been here in a while because I strongly dislike most of you, but, I had to share this because I think many of you will really love it.

I picked up this book at the airport in Sioux Falls, and almost immediately I was thinking of you guys.

It claims to be about what "white people" like... but upon reading it... it becomes clear that it's not really talking about "white people" so much as pretentious self-important deeply-hypocritical douche bags. I know plenty of "black" and "hispanic" and "asian" people that fit this stereotype, living around Washington DC and out in California, even one Iranian. I'm sure you know the type. I was reminded immediately of the long rant that was posted on here once about "free thinkers." I think Phil wrote it, but maybe it was Frank or someone else I don't remember.

Also, repeatedly in the book there are references to, but never a precise description of, "the wrong kind of white people." This was the part that made me most directly think of my friends here at the shmooz, since, with the possible exceptions of Troy and Phil, pretty much everyone here is without question "the wrong kind of white person," as indirectly described in the book.

Anyway, I think all of you would get a real kick out of reading it. You can probably find it at your local airport bookstore, in the humor section at Barnes & Noble or Borders, at any college book store, or your pick of pretentious coffee shop. In addition to being very funny it's also quite insightful in many ways.

I'm also well aware that everyone here thinks of me as the sort of pretentious douche bag that the book describes the interests of. I maintain that I am not... but... this is unimportant. If you think that I am, then doubtless your ability to draw parallels between your image of me and the caricatures in the book will enhance your reading experience.

The books website is here: http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelikebook.com

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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is that Danny DeVito?


Did you really come back here just to try and rub some dirt in our faces? Go back to Korea buddy, you weren't missed.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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xxjimmypxx wrote:
Ryan wrote:
is that Danny DeVito?


Did you really come back here just to try and rub some dirt in our faces? Go back to Cybertron buddy, you weren't missed.


No, I really think most of you would actually love this book.

I know you and many others here are too stupid to understand that.. but... no surprise.






If you don't believe me, check out the blog in the website I linked to. You'll laugh, promise.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Ryan wrote:
xxjimmypxx wrote:
Ryan wrote:
is that Danny DeVito?


Did you really come back here just to try and rub some dirt in our faces? Go back to Cybertron buddy, you weren't missed.


I know you and many others here are too stupid to understand that.. but... no surprise.


Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Ryan wrote:
xxjimmypxx wrote:
Ryan wrote:
is that Danny DeVito?


Did you really come back here just to try and rub some dirt in our faces? Go back to Cybertron buddy, you weren't missed.


No, I really think most of you would actually love this book.

I know you and many others here are too stupid to understand that.. but... no surprise.





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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Steve wrote:
I think someone posted this on here a while back, I guess it was before they made a book out of it... it was just the list of things. Some of them were pretty funny, I can think of a few people I know that these apply to.


yes apparently the blog has been around for a while now. I was unaware of it before I found the book. I only searched the shmooz for mention of the book so as not to be redundant. I didn't check for something about the blog, might have missed that...

and... sorry, Lieutenant Dan.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Sorry to burst your bubble Ryan but I already posted a link to that blog up here a few months back. Well, either I posted or someone else did but it's old news. And yes, I did find it rather amusing. Thanks for sharing. If you excuse me, I must go back to dusting the crop/blowing up alien mother ships/saving my kids.

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Thanks for sharing. If you excuse me, I must go back to dusting the crop/blowing up alien mother ships/saving my kids.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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Russell Casse wrote:
Sorry to burst your bubble Ryan but I already posted a link to that blog up here a few months back. Well, either I posted or someone else did but it's old news. And yes, I did find it rather amusing. Thanks for sharing. If you excuse me, I must go back to dusting the crop/blowing up alien mother ships/saving my kids.



k. well in that case, apologies for the redundancy.

but... there's a book now. So at least a little bit of useful information.


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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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http://blog.stuffblackpeoplelove.com/

hahaha



the fact that this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs

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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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I must go back to dusting the crop/blowing up alien mother ships/saving my kids.


It's the wrong field, you idiot! Lucas' farm is on the other side of town.
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 Post subject: Re: Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
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