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i've been a fan of maddox for some time now. i found him through realultimatepower.net, and then found the ultimate webpage in the universe. i think the cover with a picture of a ripped, mullet-sporting barbarian punching a gorilla in the face sums up what you're gonna get here.

this book pretty much describes what it takes to be a man organized A to Z in typical maddox fashion. the first chapter is "A is for Ass-kicking" with a giant picture of a lumber jack puching santa claus in the face. the rest of the chapter goes on to describe the best ways to kick someone's ass from giving a drop kick and illustrating various ways of punching someone in the balls. other favorite chapters are "I is for Irate" and "K is for Knockers".

anyone who is a fan of maddox would deffinately dig this book. its pretty damned funny.

http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manlines ... F8&s=books

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I'm half way through reading this book and I love it. It's actually a really short book, and I think most people could blow through it in two or three nights.

I was reading it on the bus ride back to the airport and I kept dying. Demi was getting annoyed with me, but I couldn't help it. I read it a bit on the plane as well and she became annoyed with me further.

I is for Irate had me dying, so did the chapter about farts, that may have been G for Gas.