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Scottyeli
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 9, 2010 - 6:19pm 
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I like watching baseball but one of the greatest things about it is the 4th-7th inning nap. Somehow you always wake up and catch the end. haha. Pro basketball is the worst.

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The Assassin
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 9, 2010 - 7:48pm 
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I hate wayne rooney, i hope USA kicks Englands teeth in

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 9, 2010 - 9:20pm 
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I hate wayne rooney, i hope USA kicks Englands teeth in


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I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he'd seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Soccer is the best sport ever.

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Scottyeli
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 10, 2010 - 12:37am 
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Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
I hate wayne rooney, i hope USA kicks Englands teeth in


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I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he'd seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Soccer is the best sport ever.


That song sucks.

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
UNITED!!! UNITED!!!!

Haha thats a great one. And an even greater movie.

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 10, 2010 - 8:56am 
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how about:

It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming ....... home

(Good old England, England who couldn't play football)

It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming, football's coming home
(repeat)

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know, tey're so sure
That England's gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away but I know they can play
Cause I remember

Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming
All these years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
All these years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

(Good old England, England who couldn't play football,
England have got it in the bag)

Dreaming!!!

I know that was then
But it could be again

It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming, football's coming home
(repeat)

One, two, one two three four

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
All these years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming home ......

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Hack
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 10, 2010 - 2:51pm 
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how about this one

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it�s the dream that we all share; it�s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books


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Chong Li
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 10, 2010 - 5:29pm 
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hahahahahahaha freedom isnt free costs folks like you and me

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Big T OTW
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 10, 2010 - 8:08pm 
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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot .
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(Interlude)

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you.

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 11, 2010 - 7:49am 
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haha fucking Americans! You guys are way to patriotic!

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Long live England and the Commonwealth!

It's not the same when I do it, so don't give me that look.

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 11, 2010 - 9:22am 
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South Africa and Mexico about to start it off in a few minutes. Took off work today and I'm gonna enjoy the hell outta this.

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 11, 2010 - 9:32am 
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I gotta go in tonight so I'm going to miss that game... I'm going to miss a lot of games. I'll just be happy if I can see most of the Germany matches and all of the England games.

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Invisible Swordsman
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 11, 2010 - 12:17pm 
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Mexico got screwed

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 11, 2010 - 12:21pm 
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Mexico got screwed


Fix was in.

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Scottyeli
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
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Mexico got screwed


Fix was in.



Im Glad!!

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 12, 2010 - 2:10pm 
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The game is just about to start! Man I am so excited, this will be a great game!

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Dante369
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 12, 2010 - 3:49pm 
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These horns that are blowing are fucking awful. It's like they're playing on a busy freeway.

Actually it sounds like they're playing in a beehive.
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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
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A fucking draw! Bah! A beautiful start by England with Gerrard practically walking it into the net, and then the English keeper had to fuck it all up!

I'm not happy at all.

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
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These horns that are blowing are mucking awful. It's like they're playing on a busy freeway.

Actually it sounds like they're playing in a beehive.



yeah, i hate those fucking things... and it makes no sense to me why you would blow on one throughout the game

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 13, 2010 - 9:34pm 
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England blows! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 14, 2010 - 8:01am 
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You didn't even win! Though the English team was playing like shit that night, only Gerrard seemed to be on his A-game.

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 14, 2010 - 2:14pm 
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USA manages to tie England is a win for us buddy. Read the papers everyone is saying it.

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Chong Li
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 14, 2010 - 6:57pm 
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did u hear the english are blaming it on the ball...come on man wat shit

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 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 14, 2010 - 7:02pm 
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I swear France is filled with pussies. Don't blame your play on the sound because the other team has to deal with it too.

Vuvuzela's FOREVER!

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Dr Gaius Baltar
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
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Chong Li wrote:
did u hear the english are blaming it on the ball...come on man wat shit


Every country that loses has been blaming it on the ball, apparently that ball sucks. Either way it's no excuse for England, they lost because they weren't playing like they should have been.

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Chong Li
 Post subject: Re: 2010 World Cup
PostPosted: June, 14, 2010 - 9:42pm 
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they all need to quit bitching grow a set of balls make adjustments to the new lighter ball and get out there and put on a show...! America fuck yeah!

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