Update 1-18-2011: Our Google Analytics has revealed that this is still a pretty popular article, even though I wrote it nearly 3 years ago. However, for whatever reason Photobucket deleted all the images I originally used for it. So I’ve gone back and done some image searches, re-uploaded them to our servers and re-embedded them in the article. Some of the content had to change because I just couldn’t find all the same images. Anyway, break out your hand-lotion and enjoy… -Steve
I’m a heterosexual male and I like boobs. Theres been a lot of politically-correct propaganda getting tossed around out there that might make you feel guilty or ashamed for making a statement like that. However, I feel totally justified in this feeling… its a part of who I am. Thinking back to my childhood, I remember some of my first exposure to ‘mammarous gigantus’ being in the form of cartoon breasts on various afternoon television shows. The time from 3-5 PM was a magical time. It was time to turn the lights down low, light a candle, lock the door and tune in to some hot cartoon boob action.
After a quick stroll through memory lane and a few strategically placed google image searches I have compiled some of the cartoon chesticles that hold a special place in my mind. Journey with me back through the 1980’s as we take a look at some of the cartoon T (and a little bit of A) that I hold near and dear…
Cheetara – Thundercats (1985 – 1989)
Also pictured above, Cheetara was the only female Thundercat and thus had to be even sexier to counteract all the cat-dudes running around.
Teela – He-man (1983-1984)
Now, apparently Teela must have spent most of her screen time in varying states of bondage. Almost every image gallery I found of her had her tied up which is making me re-evaluate the reason for some of my preferences later in life. Anyway, here she is…
The Sorceress – He-man
Wearing mostly skin-tight outfits and knee-high boots, the Sorceress was always a crowd pleaser for 8 year old boys.
Evil-lyn – He-man
Now, Evil-lyn may be the best so far because not only was she dressed in a sexy outfit with large breasts… but she was also one of the bad guys. This made her even more enticing to the mind of a pre-puber because you were supposed to root against her and yet… wouldn’t it be cool if those monsters accidentally came unleashed?
Princess Allura – Voltron (1984 – 1985)
Before you spoiled brats in the 90’s had the pink ranger, us hard-knox mawfuckas had the ripe and beautiful Princess Allura of Team Lion. Now Voltron, along with Star Blazers was my first exposure to the shenanigans that go on over in the land of the rising sun. They’ve made the art of animating a pair of breasts comparable to painting God on the ceiling of a chapel in Italy. Allura even has a few shots where shes prancing around in a pink bikini, which lands her on my list of cartoon boobs.
Scarlett – G.I. JOE (1985 – 1986)
G.I. Joe had what many consider to be the holy trinity of cartoon babes: Scarlett, Lady Jaye and The Baroness. For the purpose of this little… whatever it is, I’ll stick with Scarlett. Now, we have a live action G.I. Joe movie on the way and the pictures of Scarlett in the skin-tight black armor look pretty hot. That said, I’ll always prefer the look of her outfit on the cartoon series.
She-Ra – She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985 – 1987)
She-Ra was He-man’s twin sister… or something. She also wore a short miniskirt and had her massive cleavage stuffed into an armer chest-piece. I couldn’t tell you one thing that happened during the She-Ra TV series and yet I’m confident i watched every episode.
Arcee – Transformers (1984-1987)
Okay, I know… this one might be a little bit of a stretch. However, when Arcee first hit the screen in Transformers: The Movie i’d be willing to wager there were many tents being pitched in that movie theater. It was a breath of fresh air to see a robot with some curves. I mean, come on… Cybertron was starting to look like a total sausage fest. I couldnt find a decent shot from the show, so heres a nice one from the manga.
So I’m going to wrap this nerdlog post up now, I hope you’ve enjoyed the trip down memory lane. This is in no way meant to be a comprehensive guide to cartoon boobs from 80’s shows. I’m sure there were plenty of ladies that I overlooked. Feel free to contribute your personal favorites in the discussion…