Castlevania Lords of Shadow

Considering how much complaining I’ve done in the past about Konami bringing back the barbarians, I felt that I should take some time out and reflect on Lords of Shadow, the recently released Castlevania game in which the barbarians have been… uhh… broughten.

Lords is the very definition of an ambitious game. This classically designed single player experience borrows from many different genres and introduces so many new mechanics and ideas that the first few hours leave the player confused and frustrated. The God of War inspired combat feels natural enough at first, but it isn’t before long where the player will discover that pounding the attack buttons will get them nowhere. Once players finally get a feel for that, they’re asked to conquer Shadow of the Colosuss inspired Titan battles, which once again introduce a new set of rules. Factor in the increasingly complex battle mechanics (the game slowly introduces different magic types, new items, and plenty of useful combats and gadgets) and Uncharted style platforming and players will find themselves in over their heads. Let us not forget the many different puzzles also sprinkled throughout the game to break up the fighting and the jumping (each of which can be bypassed by the player if they chose, though the player will miss out on valuable experience points for skipping them).

Thankfully the long length of the game (which is impressive for a single player campaign these days) allows the player enough time to adjust to everything the game tries to teach them in those first few levels. By the mid point most players that haven’t given up will be one with the deep combat system and they’ll be experts at dodging, making use of well timed blocks, balancing between dark and light magic, and have no problem spamming monsters with holy water and fairies. The game demands a lot from the player, but patient and persistent players will be rewarded with a really well thought out combat system.

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My DVD/Blu-Ray Pick
Airbender

The Last AirbenderM. Night Shyamalan was supposed to come back with a vengeance directing a big budget adaptation of a popular cartoon series. The fan base is pretty big and it would be a hard feat for the struggling director. But critics panned it on a consistent basis and the majority of the fans were disappointed (not including Phil).

My Theater Pick
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1 – the long awaited conclusion to the Harry Potter series is finally upon us. But unfortunately for the impatient, it is broken up into 2 Parts with the second one coming out in Summer 2011. But fortunately for the lovers of the series, it will most likely be better put together with this much time concentrated on it. Since I never read the books and have no idea how it ends, I couldn’t be more excited.

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Unstoppable

Unstoppable – With an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train barreling toward a city, a veteran engineer (Denzel Washington) and a young conductor (Chris Pine) race against the clock to prevent a catastrophe. Directed by Tony Scott (Top Gun, Man On Fire).

Skyline

Skyline – An extraterrestrial force descends upon Los Angeles, using strange lights to draw people into its deadly plan. Starring Eric Balfour, Donald Faison and many more. Directed by The Strause Brothers (Alien vs. Predator: Requiem). Produced by Brett Ratner (Rush Hour).

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Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World – Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is a musician who falls for the new girl in town, Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), but soon after they start seeing each other he finds out he must defeat her seven evil exes. Also starring Chris Evans, Brandon Routh, Jason Schwartzman, Anna Kendrick and others. Directed by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz).

Grown Ups – Five high school friends (Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider) are reunited at the funeral of their former basketball coach. They decide to get their families together to spend the Fourth of July holiday weekend reminiscing about old times and catching up. Also starring Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, Maya Rudolph and others.

Charlie St. Cloud – After his younger brother passes away, Charlie (Zac Efron) finds a way to deal with his grief by working as a caretaker at the cemetery where his brother is buried. He starts seeing visions of his dead brother and having conversations with him. But when a love interest comes into his life, he must find a way to let go.

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Due Date

Due Date – High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman (Robert Downey Jr.) is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay (Zach Galifianakis) on a road trip in order to make it to his child’s birth on time. Directed by Todd Phillips (The Hangover, Old School).

127 Hours

127 Hours – Mountain climber Aron Ralston (James Franco) becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive. Directed by Academy Award winning director Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire, 28 Days Later).

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Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 – Woody (voice of Tom Hanks), Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen) and the rest of their toy box friends are dumped in a day-care center after their long time owner Andy grows up and departs for college. The gang must find a way to survive being tortured by young children and get back to Andy. A Pixar animated film directed by Lee Unkrich (Toy Story 2, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo).

Centurion – A splinter group of Roman soldiers, led by Quintus Dias (Michael Fassbender) fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack and the General (Dominic West) is captured. Written and Directed by Neil Marshall (The Descent, Doomsday).

Also on DVD and Blu-Ray: The Goonies (25th Anniversary Collector’s Edition), Once Fallen, The Pacific mini-series, V: The Complete First Season and White Christmas (Anniversary Edition).

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Been wanting to get this short up into the new episodes page for quite a while but finally had the chance to do it today. At least I managed to do it right before Halloween officially ended!

Anyway, I feel like I’ve talked about Candy Corns at length by this point. For this release I scaled up the old standard def version to a full 720p HD version. I kind of wish I was smart enough to do that with my renders of Ninja and Crapfest Force. Anyway, the fact is, Candy Corns is not very good, but it’s where we started from so I feel like I need to include it. Five years later has really shown its age, and like any artist (or, any artist not in love with themselves) I basically hate Candy Corns by this point in my life. It also reminds me of how much I’ve come to dislike Grey somewhat recently. He is in dire need of a serious overhaul as a character.

TeeeeeeeeeEEeeeth! Or something like that.

Saw 3D

Saw 3D – As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw’s brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gather to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen (Sean Patrick Flanery), a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror. The seventh and supposed final installment of the series presented in 3D! Also starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor and others.

In limited release is the low budget monster movie, Monsters. Also the final installment in the Swedish Millennium Trilogy, The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest. Also, Welcome to the Rileys starring James Gandolfini as a man who befriends a young girl, Kristen Stewart, after the death of his daughter.