Married Life – set in 1949, post World War II, comes the story of Patricia Clarkson and Chris Cooper as a married couple. Cooper confesses to his buddy Pierce Brosnan that he is unhappy and wants to leave his wife for another woman, Rachel McAdams. When Pierce sees the girl, he also tries winning her over.

The Promotion – two junior managers at a grocery store, played by Seann William Scott and John C Reilly, are both trying to get a coveted promotion while their friends and family can only sit back and watch how one will one up the other.

Disaster Movie – from the douche bags that brought you Epic Movie, Date Movie, and Meet The Spartans comes a new one spoofing all the disaster movies of recent times. The plot goes like this, over the course of one evening a group of people find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters.

Babylon A.D. – Vin Diesel is a war veteran turned mercenary when he takes an assignment to escort a woman carrying a synthetic virus out of Russia. A cult is also after her so they can attain the virus that could bring the end to all humankind.

What Happens In Vegas - Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz meet in Vegas after their lives were on a downward spiral. They get hammered drunk and get married. When they sober up and realize it was a mistake, they accidentally win 3 million dollars and must stay together for 6 months in order to split the cash.

Redbelt – Chiwetel Ejiofor plays Mike Terry, a Jiu Jitsu instructor who saves the life of actor Chet Frank, played by Tim Allen. He then gets wrapped up with a wealthy Brazilian family who rig televised Mixed Martial Arts matches. He must compete even though it is against his beliefs.

Street Kings – Keanu Reeves is a veteran cop whose partner is murdered by two gang members. So he is forced to take it upon himself to go on a reckless quest through the streets of LA to get revenge while his captain tries to control him. Also starring Forest Whitaker, Chris Evans and Hugh Laurie.

Prom Night – a remake of the 1980 horror flick of the same name. A group of high school students cause the accidental death of a young girl but the truth is never discovered so they go free. Years later, the man who witnessed them kill the girl is back for vengeance.

Smart People – a professor (Dennis Quaid) has an accident and is treated by a doctor (Sarah Jessica Parker). The professor falls for the doctor and must bring her home to meet his smarty pants daughter (Ellen Page) and good for nothing brother (Thomas Haden Church).

CJ7 – a foreign film about a poor Chinese laborer (Stephen Chow of Kung Fu Hustle fame) who learns important lessons after his son receives a strange new toy. Also Co-written and Directed by Stephen Chow.

Nim’s Island – Abigail Breslin plays Nim, an 11 year old girl who lives on a private island with her father Jack (Gerard Butler). They delve into some adventure novels by Alex Rover (Jodie Foster) on occasion. One day, Jack gets caught out at sea in an expected storm and Nim doesn’t know what happened to him. She calls on the adventure author to help her find him… but doesn’t realize the author is nothing like her books and is actually afraid to leave the house.

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – the straight to DVD sequel brings back Johnny Rico (Casper van Diem) to lead a team on a secret mission to rescue other troopers stranded on a planet of BUGS! New bugs, Old bugs, and everything in between. But this time the bugs have a weapon that could destroy humanity.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay – John Cho and Kal Penn return as stoners Harold and Kumar who are heading to Amsterdam when they are mistaken for terrorists. They’re sent to Guantanamo Bay where they have to escape and run from the feds. And drugs are involved.

Doomsday – a deadly virus destroys the population of Great Britain. Thirty years later, a team of specialists, led by Rhona Mitra, are dispatched to one of the quarantined areas of freaks in an effort to develop a cure. Madness Ensues!

21 - Inspired by the true story of five students from MIT who train with one of their professors, Kevin Spacey, to become experts in card counting in blackjack. They go to Vegas to take the casinos for millions. Also starring the kid from Across the Universe and Kate Bosworth.

That’s the only big new release today.
But there’s a whole bunch of other crap in case you’re interested.
L.A. Ink Season 1, Robot Chicken: Star Wars, Spaced entire series, Las Vegas Season 5, Comedy Central’s TV Funhouse, Steve-O: Out on Bail, Masters of Horror Season 2, and Case Closed Season 1. There’s some other stuff and a buttload of blu rays too so check JoBlo’s DVD Clinic Release Dates.

The Bank Job - Jason Statham stars in the true story of Terry Leather and company who rob a British bank. Unknown to them, they are just pawns in a plan to get the contents of one of the safety deposit boxes.

College Road Trip - Martin Lawrence takes his overachieving daughter Raven-Symone on a road trip to find the perfect college for her. He’s very protective of her so they get into a lot of hijinx together mostly involving BOYS!

Batman: Gotham Knight – an 6 part animated chronicle on Batman’s transition from who he was in Batman Begins to who he becomes in The Dark Knight. Each part is written, directed, and animated by a different group of people.

Superhero Movie – from the makers of Scary Movie comes a spoof of recent superhero films such as Spiderman, Batman Begins, and The Fantastic Four. A crime fighter known as The Dragonfly must come to terms with his new powers.