An old war hero returns.
A Spartan spoof.
An internet killer.
Show me your moves!
Those are the themes of the following movies being released today.

When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing! ::HIGH FIVE::

Rambo – 20 years later, the 4th Sly Stallone starring Rambo flick hits theaters. Rambo is living alone on the Burmese border. When some missionaries ask for his help, he denies. When they are captured as war prisoners, he feels he must do something about it.

UGH.

Meet the Spartans – from those guys that bring you all those other “great” spoof films like Epic Movie and Date Movie comes another spoof of recent films like 300, Transformers, Stomp the Yard, Rambo, and whatever else they pull out of their asses.

Movies based on internet killers are usually bad.

Untraceable – Diane Lane and Colin Hanks are FBI agents investigating a website that kills victims online based on how many viewers they get. But now knowing he is being investigated, the killer brings himself into the life of the agents.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, you just got served!

How She Move – A young student drops out of private school due to a family tragedy. She goes back to her old neighborhood and rediscovers her forgotten love of STEP DANCING!!!!!!

In limited release is a unique movie based on the 4 emotional cornerstones of happiness, pleasure, sorrow, and love. The 4 stories end up connecting. Its called The Air I Breathe with Forest Whitaker, Brendan Fraser, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kevin Bacon, and Andy Garcia.

Two words. Three syllables.
JOHN RAMBO!
That’s all you gotta know. I’m seeing it at 1PM today and I cant wait.