Do you smell that?

Man, that horse is flipping out. Maybe it’s because he heard through the grapevine that the New Year is just around the corner. Out with the old, in with the new, right? 2007, you’ve been good to us here at the Shamoozal, but something tells me that 2008 is going to be even better. I know it. You know it. That horse knows it, too.
Hmm…I just realized that isn’t a horse, but is indeed a real live UNICORN. See how much better 2008 is going to be? 2008 is going to have unicorns running around the place hiding from skunks that leap out of the tall grass. That’s how awesome its going to be.
So hang tight, Shamoozalites!