Once in a while I’ll read through my web logs to see current trends with the site. For instance, I like to read what people type into search engines in order to find the site. The usual suspects are searches for different video game and animation terms. However, one thing that keeps showing up in these logs are searches for porn, and not just any porn, Rescue Rangers porn.

I don’t know how that search term leads to this site, because I don’t think I have ever written about Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers on here before, let alone presenting porn from it. For those who don’t know, Rescue Rangers was a cartoon show from my youth, and Gadget is the little mouse girl that hangs out with the group. Apparently, from nerds between ages 24 and 40 something, Gadget is hot. So hot in fact, that it leads them to seek out naked pictures of her, and then god only knows what happens after that.

Please, stop embarrasing yourselves and STOP looking for naked pictures of a cartoon mouse. Good god man. Now, worse things have been searched for that lead people to this site (and I don’t even know how really) and I wish I could actually get those people in trouble. I’m not kidding when stuff like “little boy porn” pops up in my search logs. What the hell is with these people? If I could get an IP address or something from the people who search that crap, I would gladly hand it over to authorities or Chris Hansen. Now while Gadget porn is in no way as terrible as that other stuff, it’s still really damn sad. It is a cartoon mouse for crying out loud, with big floppy ears and a button nose. You mean, all the porn that involves real humans on the internet isn’t good enough for you? I’d hate to see your hard drive. Come on people, move along, there is nothing to see here.