Theater Releases for September 21st

Posted under: Movies, TV and Anime, Theater Releases
By: Johnny Manf on September 21, 2007 at 10:29 am

From now on I’m just gonna get right into the swing of things.
MOVIE TIME!!!!

Resident Evil
Zombies Part 3.

Resident Evil: Extinction – the third installment in the RE series. Once again starring Milla Jovovich as a badass zombie killing machine. Now she has been genetically altered and has super strength while battling zombos in the desert.

Good Luck Chuck
This guy gets to make out with every hot chick in Hollywood.

Good Luck Chuck – Dane Cook is Chuck, a man that bangs chicks only to have them find their soulmate right after that. He meets a clutzy girl who he really likes played by Jessica Alba and has to hold off on the banging so she doesn’t find another man.

Sydney White
She should drop the goofy kid comedies and do something hot.

Sydney White – a modern day Snow White story about a chick who ditches her bitchy sorority sisters to hang with 7 Dorks (Get it?) because she feels bad for how they get treated. She wages war against her sisters and probably meets some dude.

Jane Austen
“Yay, lets play by the water and read books. We’re fun.”

The Jane Austen Book Club – a bunch of chicks meet to talk about Jane Austen books and they find out their own lives are unraveling much like a story from their much loved Jane Austen novels.

In limited release is Into The Wild, a movie by actor Sean Penn. He wrote and directed a true story about a kid who ditches his life, hitchhikes to Alaska, and lives in the wilderness. Also the much delayed Brad Pitt/Casey Affleck starring western The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Wow, long name there.

Usually it’s tough to find limited releases in my area. I’m from South Jersey and I would either have to go to Philly or New York to see some of these limited release flicks. I mean Philly isn’t far but it’s still a hassle to go there just for a movie. But I really want to see The Assassination of Jesse James. It got a perfect score (10/10) from one of the dudes at www.joblo.com and it seems like an interesting story. Then again I saw both previous RE movies. I thought the first was OK, and the second stunk. I’d like to see the 3rd just to see where it goes from here.

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Comment by Phil

September 22, 2007 @ 11:52 am

I hate Dane Cook. Just wanted to throw that out there.