Tony Almeida Returns!
Today the producers of 24 let the world know that Day 7 of 24 is already better than Day 6. They revealed that when Jack is in Washington DC, he’s going to run into his old partner and friend, Mr. Tony Almeida. You know, the guy who drinks beer out of a Cubs mug, and was “killed off” in the lousiest way possible.
Face it, Tony didn’t go out the way he should have. In fact, he went out like a little bitch. Being stabbed in the chest by a retired Robocop is the most insulting way to kill off a character like Tony. When Tony dies, he deserves to die a hero, not a coward. Even George Mason, a no good son of a bitch, ended up being an American Hero. Basically, when Tony’s death went down, fans of 24 never really forgave the show.
Then Day 6 happened, the weakest season in 24’s long history. When it all wrapped up, most fans of the show just weren’t happy with the whole season, and the route the show was taking. Today’s news of bringing back Tony is not only what the show needs, but it is an apology from the producers for taking him from us in the first place.
For anyone that thinks this is a stupid idea, well, it’s not a stupid idea. Fact: In Day 2 of 24, Jack Bauer died, and was dead for a few minutes. If we’re willing to accept that Jack was dead, and then brought back to life, and then proceed to murder a bunch of people while naked, then we can accept that Tony is back.
The trick is to throw out all logic and simply enjoy this monumental occasion for what it is. The gods have spoken and they have said “Let there be Almeida.” Hop onto the good ship 24, and set sail for adventure.
The return of the side winder, the soul patch, the close talker, and our best god damned friend.

